conrad

cinephile ‘til death we part. wannabe writer. pretentious thinker. committed philistine. figli di machiavelli

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@Gibboanxious I want to be mad about this. I’m trying. But I can’t.

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@0xric9 @TheCinesthetic Popped in here to say exactly this. Every frame is like a painting.

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@ThatKevinSmith I loved Bizzaro Year One, man! Great writing, and the art team behind you crushed it. Thanks for the entertainment.

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@SnyderQueen_ Is that a Lite-brite on his chest? 😂 Worst costume design ever.

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@hoochiepapa @SepzenoOfficial Read the comic it’s based on. That’s whyyyy.

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@OhNoItsRoy @RealEmirHan Time heals all wounds, I guess? “Yeah, my dad willingly allowed himself get ripped to shreds in a tornado some years ago to keep my identity a secret. Anyway, hi, my name is Clark, I’m Superman.” Get a clue dude.Any semi-competent storyteller would roll his eyes at that.

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@SepzenoOfficial Funny way to come out of the closet.

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@hellblazzrr Way better than seeing Jonathan Kent literally die to protect Clark’s identity, and then see Superman IMMEDIATELY confess his identity to Lois, a REPORTER he barely knows. Completely overrides any emotional weight that contrived flashback mustered. That’s an F in film school lol.

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@sidepictures Influential? What influence? Showing how mind-numbingly dull hitting the slow-mo button every other frame is?

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@SnyderQueen_ When INCELs had their moment. Truly dystopian.

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@SnyderCastle Snyder isn’t going to read this and come fuck you—just FYI.

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@neilbelieves My top 10 from the 2010s:

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@KishanNavadiya4 Can’t y’all keep your inane, pre-pubescent posts in your INCEL X communities?

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@IAmNessaNoel Wrong. Wrong on every level. It’s a completely different climate. People aren’t going to the movies as much as they were, and the market is suffering from superhero fatigue—majorly.

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@UncannyKam Jessie Eisenberg’s Lex is nothing more than a pretentious, desperate, schlocky attempt at a Heath Ledger-esque performance. If I were Jessie, I’d sue Snyder for turning me into an utter onscreen embarrassment, jeopardizing my career.

Jolly Rancher anyone? Absolute garbage.

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#RestoreTheDonnerverse

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@SnyderCastle Does being this dumb cause you physical pain?

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@comicaccuracy Crazy how you used so many words to regurgitate the same tired opinion.