Conrad Verner

Not much to say really... I try to help others when in crisis. I'm good with my hands. I'm a mega fan of Commander Shepard and I think my wife still loves me.

[Conrad Verner @ConradVerner5]

You will all go on this adventure with me, whether you want to or not! #MassEffectLegendaryEdition @masseffect @bioware

[Conrad Verner @ConradVerner5]

@WeAreMassEffect I concur.

[Conrad Verner @ConradVerner5]

@GambleMike It's my time...

[Conrad Verner @ConradVerner5]

@N7_Specialist The world is now seeing me for me... My time is now!

[Conrad Verner @ConradVerner5]

@DonUdina @MassEffect_News Seems like an outrage to me.

[Conrad Verner @ConradVerner5]

20% off my entire order? That's a lot of things I can get for Shepard to autograph!

[Conrad Verner Apologist @N7_Specialist]

Hey everyone! @BioWareGear just released a new Lithograph for the upcomming Mass Effect title. You can use my code BWSPECIAL at checkout to get 20% off your entire purchase at BioWare! https://t.co/xl5BkUUxJw

[Conrad Verner @ConradVerner5]

Is Commander Shepard really out there somewhere? Would be nice to have another autograph..

[Conrad Verner Apologist @N7_Specialist]

Some very interesting wording and information on the new Mass Effect lithograph. Read carefully and let the pondering begin Commanders. @bioware @MassEffect_News @masseffect #MassEffect

[Conrad Verner @ConradVerner5]

Bagels not included is a good thing to know.

[Conrad Verner Apologist @N7_Specialist]

I bet Tali is thinking about what a bagel with cream cheese tastes like! Use my discount code BWN7SPECIAL now for 20% your order! *DISCLAIMER* Bagel with cream cheese not included with your order.

[Dark Horse Direct @DarkHorseDirect]

We are back with @bioware to reveal our @masseffect ship replica of Reaper Sovereign! This polyresin statue was crafted by Gentle Giant Studios.

Limited to 1000 units, pre-order yours today to prepare for the coming invasion! https://t.co/yV2OWM68mA

@DarkHorseComics

[Conrad Verner @ConradVerner5]

A great discount for many great things.... yes...

[Conrad Verner Apologist @N7_Specialist]

I was just accepted into the Ambassador program and the @BioWareGear store has new products in stock all the time!

You can use my code BWN7SPECIAL at checkout to get 20% off your entire purchase at BioWare! https://t.co/xl5BkUTZTY

[Conrad Verner @ConradVerner5]

@BioWareGear Sent in my application! Wasn't sure what I was doing 🤔 but hopefully I'll still be considered 😅.

[Conrad Verner @ConradVerner5]

Obsessed is a strong word.
More like, very enthusiastic.
My dissertation on Dark Energy was adapted and published before I changed my last name.

[Conrad Verner @ConradVerner5]

@UrdnotChief I support this direct quote from my autobiography "As I Follow My Shepard". Comes out this June and I'll be doing a signing at the Citadel Souvenirs shop located in Zakera Ward's. Just speak with Mock-Leck.. or err, Meck-Shmeck...I forget. It's the alien running the shop!

[Conrad Verner @ConradVerner5]

My autobiography will be out shortly. But here is a glimpse into my excellence.

[Mass Effect @masseffect]

In a world without Commander Shepard, only one man can rise up to take their place. His name...is Conrad! #MassEffect

[Conrad Verner @ConradVerner5]

@masseffect I feel seen and heard. This pleases me.

[Conrad Verner @ConradVerner5]

You know.... I make one wrong move during a sting operation with a Batarian gang and I end up doing indentured servitude for an Elcor colony for a couple months. Time Flys when you're hanging out with that jolly bunch, I'll tell you that much..

[Conrad Verner @ConradVerner5]

@NewtiaofTarth If Shepard is the one protecting me... I'll be a damsel in distress every day 🥰😍😘

[Conrad Verner @ConradVerner5]

@IrisSeraph @masseffect God I'm so smexy. Did you romance me? What am I even saying... Of course you did!

[Conrad Verner @ConradVerner5]

And now I am finally home. Embrace my eternity! #MassEffectLegendaryEdition

[Conrad Verner @ConradVerner5]

@ChachiBobinks @masseffect It's hard to stop being incredible. I've attempted numerous times. But like my wife always says, "You will always fail at everything, forever!"

[Conrad Verner @ConradVerner5]

@attaace That fact that you grabbed me means the world. Thank you 😊

[Conrad Verner @ConradVerner5]

I'm the Captain now, Shepard. I'm the Captain now....

[Conrad Verner @ConradVerner5]

@SVBillustration Of course she doesn't. You think Spectre's go around telling everyone the secrets of the galaxy Willy Nilly? I'm a Spectre by the way. It's a thing. Just look it up on the extra-net. Well, maybe wait till tomorrow. My registration might still be processing.

[Conrad Verner @ConradVerner5]

So these are the people Shepard hangs around with when I'm out of town.... all homeless I bet. Beautiful work though. Very dark and moody. Like my wife.

[SVB Illustration @SVBillustration]

I know I over post this but its one of my fav paintings!

#MassEffectLegendaryEdition is coming out! I will celebrate by reposting my #masseffect artwork. I will eventually do more. I do not have enough.