carnivor maladies

I used to do things live and in person but now I phone it in.

[carnivor maladies @ConradVonMackle]

Everyone was like, you sure you want to wear white pants to this Italian restaurant, and I balked at them! But the joke was on me when, at dinner, I was eating my spaghetti and I shit my pants.

[Hugo Soto-Martínez @HugoForCD13]

Even though LA has one of the highest minimum wages in the country, it would still take 3 full-time min. wage jobs to afford a 2-bedroom apartment in our City.

If we want to fix this, we need higher paying jobs, more housing, and cheaper rents.

https://t.co/67rARTu5V1

[We're just normal men @wejustnormalmen]

We’re just normal men

[carnivor maladies @ConradVonMackle]

Everyone forgets about the other walk of shame, the one you do pantsless from a bathroom without any toilet paper to a bathroom with a roll… that walk is also shameful

[carnivor maladies @ConradVonMackle]

@rich_moneybagz What’s your hot take on that 90s show, the people want to know

[Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @RepAOC]

"I had a member of the Republican caucus threaten my life and the Republican caucus rewarded him with one of the most prestigious committee assignments in this Congress."

Watch Rep. AOC respond to Republicans' removal of Rep. @Ilhan Omar from the Foreign Affairs Committee ⬇️

[carnivor maladies @ConradVonMackle]

Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you take the time and get to know it

[carnivor maladies @ConradVonMackle]

Suspense and Brevity

[carnivor maladies @ConradVonMackle]

I see a lot of people making Twitter threads where they explore an idea or concept in depth, over a series of tweets, and those are great but what they all seem to miss is this:

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

I made this to explain the Aaron Taylor-Johnson & Joey King cheating rumor scandal to my friends. Hope it helps!💕

[carnivor maladies @ConradVonMackle]

We lost the Witcher for this

[James Gunn @JamesGunn]

Peter & I have a DC slate ready to go, which we couldn’t be more over-the-moon about; we’ll be able to share some exciting information about our first projects at the beginning of the new year.

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

Hear me out…

[carnivor maladies @ConradVonMackle]

@Supercoffey Okay “lewds” and/or thirst traps

[carnivor maladies @ConradVonMackle]

When people posts memes to their close friends stories I feel tricked. That should be exclusively for spilling tea and sharing nudes

[Micky D @DeMickyD]

POV: You just got off the boat to Morrowind

[carnivor maladies @ConradVonMackle]

Its just his normal voice. ITS JUST HIS NORMAL VOICE

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The new trailer for ‘SUPER MARIO BROS’ has been released.

The film releases on April 7 in theaters.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

When you’re tryna sleep and she’s watching them loud ass TikTok videos

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

How to find Kentucky on the map

[carnivor maladies @ConradVonMackle]

Fake news: That’s an avocado!

[CNN @CNN]

A new robust storm system moving into the Pacific Northwest Sunday is expected to spawn severe storms in the South this week.
https://t.co/HYCGRaMfjX