Conservatives

The thoughts & opinions of every Tory you'll ever meet.

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@MELondonHotel didn't let my ME suffering secret love child in for Breakfast. I had to leave him outside chained to a lamp post.

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@woodo79 @johnprescott @grantshapps why did you RT this, John? Play the ruddy game would you.

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Right, I'm off to a business lunch at Radio @MELondonHotel it's for Tories only. If you look remotely non-tory you've got no chance, chap.

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Just asked a pop group I won't let my daughter listen to about the EU. Probably going to get a reply about eyelash glue or something. HA!

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#asklittlemix what are the pro's and cons of staying in the EU? HAHAHA! Sorry, I'm so sorry. No really. I just couldn't resist.

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Plans for the weekend? I'm listening to all of Hitler's 'big' speeches in the study on audio tape. Often mimicking his hand gestures too.

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There is literally cheese all round where you were sitting last night @MayorofLondon and the help's called in sick. Who's going to clean it?

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Just found out the value of my holiday home in the Philippines has plummeted. Just my ruddy 'uddy luck that is.

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Traitors to your own kind, @LiverpoolTories big respect.

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Sexist? We let our WAG's set this account up: @cwowomen

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Just had a croissant for lunch, there. @UKLabour

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@David_Cameron quick one, Dave. The wife's taken the Rangey and my eldest has bloody taken the Golf. What's the least 'ethnic' tube line?

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Bought a Polish Rosetta Stone as I'm having a nightmare with the help. Then I realised I could get my toddler to teach them better English.

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Save money on paying your staff by hiring them as free interns. You'd be surprised how enthusiastic and hard working young people start off.