The Constabulary

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@HollandTaylor Especially when those illusions maintain our sense of “rightful superiority.”

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@JasonOverstreet @weijia If you sold these, I’d buy them

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@creamofwool Current WIP

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@JuliusGoat If he was calling the shots, but I think Dick(head) Cheney has more to answer for.

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This is how you know you’re raising them right.

[Lisa Shmeesa 🦎🦎🦎 @LisaRieffel]

My kid wrote a song called,
“I Wonder What’s Inside your Butthole” Quite honestly, it slaps.

[Sara Segneri @Sara_Segneri]

Quote of the year: “If you expect elementary school children to endure the trauma of active shooter drills for your freedoms, you can wear a mask to Costco.”

[The Constabulary @ConstableLori]

Decision Day 2020 #BadgerPride #UNSWdoesntdoapparel #WeAreChan ⁦@chanprincipal⁩

[Pam Keith, Esq. @PamKeithFL]

QUESTION:

If it really is safe to go back to work, why is the GOP trying to shield employers from liability if an employee dies because they went back to work? 🤔

Isn’t that... like... a HUGE admission that it’s NOT SAFE?

[The Constabulary @ConstableLori]

@RachelBitecofer #Figlife

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@timmathews This is the whole point behind my 35 years as an English teacher.

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Myrna keeping it real.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

During the virtual book club meeting, I saw my missing Pyrex lid on Helen’s counter.

😡

[Christopher Bouzy (spoutible.com/cbouzy) @cbouzy]

All these people who are saying we need to open the country and/or expose ourselves to COVID-19, you go first. Go back to work and expose yourself, but don't call 911 or go to the hospital. Dumbasses.

[The Constabulary @ConstableLori]

@Drunk_Austen Yup

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@joshtpm Omfg

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@artistclancy @HC_Richardson @gtconway3d That is fucking scary

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@RandyRainbow Ohhhh shit balls, this is awful news. And while I don’t fully understand why, I am grateful for Mushi’s clearly astute appraisal of your antics. Huge hugs

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Anybody who ever grew up with a drunken parent coming home in a rage knows what this press conference is all about. @realDonaldTrump

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@ElijahAllan

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

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