Constance Stewart

As life get's longer, awful feels softer and it feels pretty soft to me 🐗🌾

[Constance Stewart @ConstanceCoSt]

Yoko Ono casually promoting my concert 😍

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Free lunchtime concerts and public workshops throughout March at the stunning new 450-seat Tung Auditorium, Yoko Ono Lennon Centre, @LivUni. Includes outstanding clarinettist and composer Mark Simpson and Solem Quartet on 23 March at 1pm.

https://t.co/hDNYsIaqVl

[Constance Stewart @ConstanceCoSt]

#oasis2025

[scooter ★ .ᐟ.ᐟ @ fringe @cowboyacaster]

LMAOOOJFBF

[Ros Atkins @BBCRosAtkins]

Was working on the basis this week there had to be an upper limit on how many times I can watch this. Seems not. Day 3 and I’m still going. #normalmen @cbbc

[Constance Stewart @ConstanceCoSt]

One-Slice-Sunak back on the news #SunakOut

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Free lunchtime concerts and public workshops throughout March at the stunning new 450-seat Tung Auditorium, Yoko Ono Lennon Centre, @LivUni. Includes outstanding clarinettist and composer Mark Simpson and Solem Quartet on 23 March at 1pm.

https://t.co/hDNYsIaqVl

[Constance Stewart @ConstanceCoSt]

@marksandspencer if there's no mayo in the no mayo chicken & bacon caesar wrap, what's the sauce? Oil, lemon and egg yolk = mayo? No? #questiontime

[Constance Stewart @ConstanceCoSt]

Es kommt nicht nach Hause #GERFRA

[Constance Stewart @ConstanceCoSt]

Covid police only call me when im at dinner. V rude.

[Zoe Ball @ZoeTheBall]

Obsessed with @dickndom’s Noughties mix on @BBC6Music... Chemical Bros into The Prodigy 💥💥💥

[Constance Stewart @ConstanceCoSt]

@dickndom @BBC6Music Make them regulars! 🔥🔥🔥

[Richard Burgon MP @RichardBurgon]

Boris Johnson says people working from home have really been having "days off".

That's what the Prime Minister thinks you've been doing over the last year.

Unbelievable.

[Constance Stewart @ConstanceCoSt]

@Channel4 please please please can you tell me what the song in background of the current #TheDogHouse advert is? 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 It's an emergency 🚨

[Constance Stewart @ConstanceCoSt]

ASMR got me through this pandemic. Never in my pre-rona dreams would I have watched a Yetti Witch Aura Cleansing video ⛄🧙‍♀️🕯️✨

[Constance Stewart @ConstanceCoSt]

@BBC6Music blinking really fast along to Sandstorm almost feels like the strobe light at the club is going off 😎

[Constance Stewart @ConstanceCoSt]

My new job just asked me for my Visa... This is a whole new Level of bureaucratic anxiety #brexit

[Constance Stewart @ConstanceCoSt]

@Twitter now asks you to read articles before retweeting them 👏 massive props ✨

[Constance Stewart @ConstanceCoSt]

If I get another person complaining that I shouldn't duzen them I'm going to cry. Such a pedantic complaint about a comms policy I didn't introduce.

[Constance Stewart @ConstanceCoSt]

22y =3=