local guy

that’s crazy talk

[kordell @lledrook]

this nigga never going back home LMFAOOO

[autist @litteralyme0]

Cars was released 20 years ago today

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[Val💋 @thebalkanaunt]

I’ll stick to sucking tits, thanks

[flexxico @ripflexxico]

I got one felony
I got two felonies
I got three felonies
I got four felonies
I got five felonies
I got six felonies
I got seven felonies
Bitch I'm Bill Bellamy
I got eight felonies
I got nine felonies
I got ten felonies
Bitch I'm Bill Bellamy
I got ten felonies

[Robo @robowyd]

I can’t believe I’ve lived long enough to watch the full reproductive cycle of an iPod nano

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

Every time I really get along with someone

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

niggas like this existing will make u feel like u albert fuckin einstein

[iza @izamamaa]

Ser Deadass of the Bronx.

First of his Name.

Word To His Mother.

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

𓅓𓂋 𓊪𓂋𓅂𓋴𓇋𓂧𓅂𓈖𓏏…

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

Crazy Monkey Games became a go-to corner of the early internet, a place where boredom disappeared in second in the early 2000s

[inmytinypants (tybg) @INMYTINYPANTS]

happy friday

[YFI 𝕏 @YFIHQ]

What a time to be alive.

[issues @dadyssues]

this is what it looks like when i lock in

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but photo enforcement cameras hold 5.5 lbs of copper.