Jimmy Madison

Dead President. Total badass. Here to educate you dumb shits about the Constitution.

[Jimmy Madison @ConstitutionBro]

@realDonaldTrump I maintain a general policy of distrust toward people who have good chemistry with dictators. Must be my pro-liberty bias.

[Jimmy Madison @ConstitutionBro]

@realDonaldTrump My my, aren't we desperate? Your house is burning, Mr. President.
And I should know - when I was POTUS, the WH was literally burned down.

[Jimmy Madison @ConstitutionBro]

@realDonaldTrump AHEM. Actually bro, the divine right of kings was a "gift" from God. Freedom wasn't a gift from anyone. We fought and fucking died for it.

[Jimmy Madison @ConstitutionBro]

@Thos_Jefferson And they named a county after his dead ass that is routinely mispronounced to this day. #CommonwealthFacts #OldDominionBitch

[Jimmy Madison @ConstitutionBro]

Hey @TheOfficialPORP, I heard you guys like some civil liberties? I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship.

[Jimmy Madison @ConstitutionBro]

@realDonaldTrump Fuck. You.

[Thomas Jefferson @Thos_Jefferson]

10.9.1798: Rep. Matthew Lyon (VT: D/R) was convicted of violating the Sedition Act. He was re-elected to Congress while still in jail.

[Jimmy Madison @ConstitutionBro]

@realDonaldTrump Natural disasters, looming nuclear war...

But this fuckwit still thinks our biggest problem is that people say mean things about him.

[Jimmy Madison @ConstitutionBro]

What is all this "I'll vote for this bill, but only if you promise not to vote for this bill" bullshit? #YoureBreakingMyGovernment

[Jimmy Madison @ConstitutionBro]

@realDonaldTrump *Counsel

[Jimmy Madison @ConstitutionBro]

@FoxNews @seanhannity @TheDemocrats @POTUS

[Jimmy Madison @ConstitutionBro]

I DIDN'T PUT THE IMPEACHMENT PROCESS IN THE CONSTITUTION SO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS COULD JUST STARE AT IT. #USA #ThisIsWhyWeCantHaveNiceThings

[Jimmy Madison @ConstitutionBro]

@FoxNews And I wrote the Constitution giving the Executive immigration authority, so really, it's all my fault. #ThanksMadison #CrimeOfThe18thCentury

[Jimmy Madison @ConstitutionBro]

@JournoJenkins67 @BRIMM660 @FoxNews Crime of the century, bigly!

[Jimmy Madison @ConstitutionBro]

@realDonaldTrump Yeah, sure bro. And I don't have time to write 29 Federalist Papers, the US Constitution, and the Bill of Rights - OH WAIT. #GetOnMyLevelBro

[Jimmy Madison @ConstitutionBro]

@realDonaldTrump When you hear the words "a lot of people are saying" from @realDonaldTrump, often those people are made up and don't exist. #FakePresident

[Jimmy Madison @ConstitutionBro]

@realDonaldTrump When the investigation is actually over you fucking chode.

[Jimmy Madison @ConstitutionBro]

Dear @realDonaldTrump - please annex the "good side" of Niagara Falls. Asking for a friend. Also, fuck daylight savings. Your bro - Jimmy M.

[Jimmy Madison @ConstitutionBro]

@Thos_Jefferson How come you never write to me, bruh? You're blowing up Adams' inbox e'eryday, and now Ed Livingston, too - but no Jimmy? Throw me a bone!

[Jimmy Madison @ConstitutionBro]

@DRUDGE_REPORT @realDonaldTrump IT'S IN ALL CAPS SO IT MUST BE TRUE HOLY SHIT!!!11!!

Just fucking stop, bro...