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Don't change that dial. We're just gettin' started.

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Yes, my ex-wife used to wake me up in the middle of the night, with a gun in my face, accusing me of being a "Psychic sexual Egyptian vampire trying to prostitute her out with pimp magic." Sorry if our experience with women is so drastically different.

Maybe STAND for something

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@ryxcommar Didn't realize I was, like, 63

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@AleksDreamdew @superelli0t879 Hell yeah bro, nothing means anything, and everything is nothing.

Check out my Teto plushie.

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@MoshiMoshiMoan Microsoft is in such dire straits they're falling back on selling hats and plushies w/ self-insert AGP AI anime videos

Or so I've heard, idk

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@CishetJax Conceptually, I don't think he threw it in last minute.
For years, he was saying "Jax is my self-insert/Jax represents my intrusive thoughts," and it's clear he wanted to take the story in that direction.

The conclusion you should come to is thus:
Gooze is just a shit writer

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@KillaKreww Talcum X looks lost and confused
Children w/ development issues often lash out in anger when they're faced w/ things they don't understand, and this Blackie Chan looks like he doesn't understand much.

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@Tendo1064 idek what's being conveyed here

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@Marym02_ Deys readin's iz hard n sheeeeit
Dey maeks da werds 2 long on purpos
ion no y dey don season dey payges
deys raycis

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@Microsoft You should hire more Indians about it

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As much as I enjoy seeing more translated Japanese posts, it's a surprising amount of:

"I was at work. I did my job. My boss says, 'how are you doing your job?' And I said, 'well.' Boss is satisfied."

And this is meant to be humorous?
At least it's better than the suicide posts

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@GamingAndPandas Do they blur the women because they try to rape the poster, or do they blur the women because they gay?

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@Harada_TEKKEN Combination of being open 24/7 (and them being open is actually used to measure the severity of hurricanes/storms) for late-night drunken patrons, the small size of the store (close proximity), and WH food being the perfect late-night/morning comfort food.

And black people.

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@dyingscribe It's funny because I live next to an empty lot like that.
You know what it's going to be used for (because I see it every day)? It'll become a homeless encampment.

They'll go back and set-up next to/inside bushes, and then they'll start smashing up nearby vacant properties.
GJ!

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@PATRIOTNEWHQ >reposting Shit Smile Cheongus
Dueces

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@Mayusde @irohachii404 Grok-translated from India/Africa: 🤢🤮
Grok-translated from Spanish/Japanese: 🌟🏆

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@ISoloKakarot @Chudfish14921 Because these dipshits wanna cope and eat their cake too. It's "oh I'm aro/ace until I'm not, BUT ERM IT'S ACKTCHUALLY A SPECTRUM!"

Like they can't just admit "I'm not into that/you" (because then the heckin' evil incel might rape them in revenge or something!) Just retarded.

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@Megumin55ism @Awk20000 >unironically defending a streamer from nothing
She's totally gonna notice you bro

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@zundamotisuki I don't think "gibs me dat" translates into Japanese

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@andrewilliamsus You say they're no different, but I just watched this "nigga" calmly let himself be arrested w/o pulling out a gun, trying to assault the officer, or collapsing on the ground and screaming "AH KAINT BREEV" or "DEYS RAYCIS"

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@BlueJays @BlueJays is deeply sorry they couldn't personally provide their own daughters to "affirm" their DEEP ties to the pedophile worshipping death-cult.

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@nayibbukele Keep slammin' and jammin' Space King