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Don't change that dial. We're just gettin' started.

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Yes, my ex-wife used to wake me up in the middle of the night, with a gun in my face, accusing me of being a "Psychic sexual Egyptian vampire trying to prostitute her out with pimp magic." Sorry if our experience with women is so drastically different.

Maybe STAND for something

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@TheyCallMeDSP OH WELL, I tried!
OH WELL, I did everything right!
OH WELL, YOU asked for this!
OH WELL, people complained all night!
OH WELL, people found the game boring!
OH WELL, despite the *numerous* requests!

Anything and everything except you being entertaining or interesting.

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@Gertywood5 @alex_prompter >REQUIRES YEARS OF BRAIN ACTIVITY

Yeah, if you're a brain dead retard who posts stuff like this

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@AI_EmeraldApple *AAA industry releases a game*
Retards online: "Whoa what? Is this game released by a well known publisher w/ no attempts at hiding their clear connections to known publishers and developers an industry plant?"

Don't be retarded
Use words correctly

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@bradcooluncut After going through this thread, I thought you were being super sarcastic, but now I believe you're just honestly autistic (and there's nothing wrong w/ that).

Because there's no way you see Jer's own words and actions and go, "he's actually a good man and is very entertaining!"

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@GAME_Canterbury @lofi_lover0930 @PatrJalo @cancelmyfunera1 And the new Tomb Raiders play exactly like The Last of Us, but your dumbass is gonna say "duh dats different" because your logic is shit and you're retarded (not a surprise from anyone tryna be a video game journalist)

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@BecomingCritter But what happens if they revoke consent 2 years after the fact? Can there be some kind of bank I can store my consentical until if (when) I need to revoke previous consent after the fact?

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@wesleytypes @bnd_studio Yeah, I've been asking for a single fail state, and it looks like there's not a single way to actually fail or have any actual consequences whatsoever.

Like, damn, this shit really isn't a game in any way.

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@thegameawards Thanks Tencent awards

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@Nikfor_ You can watch a movie any time you want
There's literally thousands of them
You can even set a timer to pause the movie randomly so you have to press play again

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@RinoTheBouncer You're a fag who cried about Basketball Ninja being a success even as Ubisoft was bought out by Tencent.

To your dumbass, pressing play on a DVD defines it as a video game - showcased by this retarded reply.
You dipshit.

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@BlueThunderReal No you seem like a fag so everyone already knows what you'd say

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@ALegendaryDrops Can you show if there's any fail state at all, anywhere?

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@Pirat_Nation I want to see a game over screen
So far, I haven't seen a single fail scenario

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@_Sikamikanico_ More proof "video game journalists" (sorry for using a slur) have no idea wtf they're doing or talking about.

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@NetflixIsAJoke And how many of them took modern slavery money from the Saudis 😃

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@The_Epic_Mike The gameplay of this is identical to Relooted, but Relooted isn't filled w/ heckin wholesome big chungus 90s teenage nostalgia.

"Go forward on a single track while things happen around you, but teenage 90s teenage nostalgia" and retards cream their pants acting like it's special

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@unlimited_ls @JimStrabo Translated to how you actually talk:
"Ah don no who chew dink you talk to, buh noh-bohdee "foun meh" for dis. Ahm not pah uh youh mohmenh oh t-eye-eed to ahny group."

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@krassenstein @elonmusk You're also legally a midget w/ a permanent helium voice

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@ShikimaguraS @soul_societyy Except there's no physical media that's causing a need for the same return, and you can't have an industry crash if a single, random dude or small handful of people studio doesn't sell well.

Like, you'd have to be retarded to think an industry crash would be anything except AAA

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@YorchTorchGames @fandompulse My beloved Hype Train would never