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All context is in collapse. 🌎

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@CHSN__ 80s Night @whitesox broadcast is already the best thing I've seen on television since the 80s 😍⚾️⭐️

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

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@MattWalshBlog This idiot doesn't even know the difference between Freedom 250 and America250.

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE PUBLIC TWITTER FIGHTS WITHIN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY THIS YEAR. THAT IS SOMETHING THAT MADE 2013-2016 INTERNET VERY SPECIAL... PREFERABLY IT DOES NOT INVOLVE ME THOUGH... IM A CHRISTIAN!!

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

This decision is outrageous.

MAGA is SCARED of YOU.

They know they LOSE when Black, Latino, and diverse voters are heard — so they shut them up and rig the maps.

We’re not backing down. November is coming.

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@slayyyter https://t.co/EscJGog0EO

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@slayyyter Clips of bloody sweaty dance scene giving Deftones vibe

https://t.co/EscJGog0EO

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

This is what happens when you commodify basic necessities, when housing is treated primarily as an investment vehicle rather than a place for people to live.

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Seeing FIFA create a phony "Peace Prize" to present Donald Trump just made me physically ill. 🤢 This is so transparent and offensive that makes me want to stop watching ⚽️

[NFL @NFL]

🚨 SHIRTLESS BEN JOHNSON 🚨

@ChicagoBears @NFLonPrime

[Senator Mark Kelly @SenMarkKelly]

When I was 22 years old, I commissioned as an Ensign in the United States Navy and swore an oath to the Constitution. I upheld that oath through flight school, multiple deployments on the USS Midway, 39 combat missions in Operation Desert Storm, test pilot school, four space shuttle flights at NASA, and every day since I retired – which I did after my wife Gabby was shot in the head while serving her constituents.

In combat, I had a missile blow up next to my jet and flew through anti-aircraft fire to drop bombs on enemy targets. At NASA, I launched on a rocket, commanded the space shuttle, and was part of the recovery mission that brought home the bodies of my astronaut classmates who died on Columbia. I did all of this in service to this country that I love and has given me so much.

Secretary Hegseth’s tweet is the first I heard of this. I also saw the President’s posts saying I should be arrested, hanged, and put to death.

If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies who care more about their own power than protecting the Constitution.

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The Radical Left 🛹🇺🇸
#RadicalLeft #Democrats

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

🚨 BREAKING: FBI Director Kash Patel has released the private messages of the Dallas immigrant shooter.

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The FOX ⚾️pre/post team is worthless. Asked who they think will win the World Series - BIG SURPRISE - Jeter/ARod say Yankees, Big Papi says Red Sox 🙄 Also just dumb predictions - neither will happen. #AllStarGame

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National broadcasters obsession with having players mic'd is always unenjoyable, and this pitcher/catcher combo (while watching them lose bc of it) is the most cringe one I've ever seen! NEVER AGAIN! #AllStarGame

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@krmercer1525 @g_keillor He only received it because he brought it.

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@TomiLahren This is literally the kind of ancient take my grandmother would have made in the 80's.

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@RiotFest 20

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@kaitlancollins Autopen?

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@choicefortruth @davidaxelrod