ContextPenaldo

Messi 🐐

[Berneese @theberneese]

Cristiano Ronaldo vs. Dr Congo:

-0 goals
-0 assists
-0 shots on target
-0 completed dribbles
-0 key passes
-0 successful crosses

[MC @CrewsMat10]

Ronaldo response to Haaland, Mbappe and Messi’s masterclass earlier today🥶

[Berneese @theberneese]

LET’S ALL LAUGH AT RONALDO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Abja🇯🇲 @AbjaFCB]

That's literally what Ronaldo does😭

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

A stat that’s hard to believe 🤯

Despite scoring 965 career goals in 1,309 games, Cristiano Ronaldo has never scored a knockout stage goal at the FIFA World Cup 😦

[. @Pxxdressi]

“despite my 40 goals in all competitions”

[ContextPenaldo @ContextPenaldo]

Ronaldo fans were really teasing us for winning the supporters shield and now Messi shut them up with winning the MLS cup as well, only for their goat to win some Aliexpress friendly world cup trophy 😭

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥: Inter Miami were the WORST team in the MLS when Lionel Messi joined, they were BOTTOM of the MLS.

3 years later Lionel Messi WON them the entire competition.

[GOAL ZONE @GoalZoneX]

🚨| Guinness World Records recognizes Pelé for most goals and Messi for most assists in football.😳

[ContextPenaldo @ContextPenaldo]

Being honest we shouldnt complain about Ronaldo being the real FIFA boy and getting 1 match suspension only.

This is better, Portugal will struggle in world cup more with that fraud on the field

[Max Stéph @maxstephhh]

The Simpson predicted it long back.

[ContextPenaldo @ContextPenaldo]

Water lost its credibility

[•ray_ @whotfisray_]

I ONLY TAKE WATER 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[•ray_ @whotfisray_]

I ONLY TAKE WATER 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[ContextPenaldo @ContextPenaldo]

good news*

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: BAD NEWS for Portugal, they will have to play their decisive World Cup qualifying game WITHOUT Cristiano Ronaldo!

[MASTERBUCKS ⚫️⚪️ 🇦🇺 @TheMasterBucks]

Pele scored over 1000 goals.
Josef Bican scored over 1000 goals.
Arthur Friedenreich scored over 1000 goals.
Ronaldo will score 1000 goals.
Messi will score 1000 goals.

But NO ONE will ever will get 400 career assists again.

[ContextPenaldo @ContextPenaldo]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇸🇦 Cristiano Ronaldo: “For me it’s more easy to score goals in Spain, in La Liga… than score in Saudi”.

[Grimm @Sadbonerman]

#RapistRecognizesRapist

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The Ronaldo cycle