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famed inventor of "blood"

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When I was a kid I would find birds and shave them until they looked like the eraserhead baby

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A perfect would be bread world where even everything is made of bread

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now this making is sense

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Jesus comes back to earth just to call me a homo and never returns again

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so wait…was he counting gang violence or not?

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gay buscus

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Home

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“Smoking makes you unattractive” ok your name is literally Jeffery Epstein

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Working on a meat grinder large enough to fit Elon musk

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And they said flying cars.

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Another shit day! psychiatrist gave me 2 months to live for the 4th time this week!

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THIS IS THE LAST TIME IM TELLING YOU TO GET ALL THAT SHIT, LITERAL HUMAN SHIT, OUT OF YOUR ASS! ITS DISGUSTING!

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@EPA1257 why would you do this. what sick and twisted thoughts compel you to commit such horrible act? You have thoroughly ruined my day, and potentially my life. i give this one a light 2 to a strong 3

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Guys yeah I'm definitely gay. Give me some gay things to do.

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maybe if we farted and shitted more gas prices wouldn't be so goddamn high!

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I’m Joe Biden, 8 million dollars to any American that can find me in a Paul Blart style scavenger hunt.

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Phillip Morris? I want you to PHIL UP MORE OF THIS MOUTH WITH CIGARETTES

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Hey Matt Walsh I have candy for you in my walk-in kiln. Come and get it pussy.

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Writing a 300 page novel on how many cliffs, buildings, and viaducts “ValidLs” can jump from.

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Food, water, and warmth cigarettes for the homeless

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Hey Elon it’s me, the guy who stole ur lighter in 2002. I know I’ve wronged you but can we put Graham Linehan in a meat grinder at make burgers? Like the good old days.

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IMPORTANT NEWS!!!!

Black snakes are reportedly roaming the beaches of North Korea. According to a scientologist; "These snakes rely on the cover of darkness in order to attack birds, bats, and fully grown adult humans.".