theodore snape.

❝well, it may have escaped your notice, but life isn’t fair.❞

[theodore snape. @ContriumSerpens]

❝If you want to start a fight, you better throw the first punch.❞

⁂ real life grumpy cat. son of @mydoepatronus. former death eater. potions professor at hogwarts. head of slytherin. openly gay. ms with chemistry.

[theodore snape. @ContriumSerpens]

// gonna hopefully be active soon

[theodore snape. @ContriumSerpens]

@impurevein runs and tackles

[theodore snape. @ContriumSerpens]

looks around

[theodore snape. @ContriumSerpens]

// kinda suffering with my mental health, just bear with me.

[theodore snape. @ContriumSerpens]

// I KNOW I OWE LOTS OF REPLIES THEY’LL BE HERE SOON

[theodore snape. @ContriumSerpens]

// am tempted to join the narnia fandom.

[theodore snape. @ContriumSerpens]

// i have a spare account so some suggestions would be nice.

[theodore snape. @ContriumSerpens]

@SinfulWiccan “My name is Theo, I’m your husband. We got married last night.” he said, grabbing a framed photograph near him and holding it out to the other.

[theodore snape. @ContriumSerpens]

Theo knelt down to Madzie’s height. “Madzie go back upstairs and play, okay?”

She nodded her head and made her way back upstairs, while Theo studied Carlisle carefully.

“You really don’t know who I am? Who she is?”

[𝑪𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒍𝒆 𝑯𝒂𝒍𝒆 @SinfulWiccan]

He tilted his head to the side looking at the both of them , something was familiar he just couldn’t figure out what it was.

[theodore snape. @ContriumSerpens]

this isn’t seductive, but it’s hot as hell. so, enjoy my sorta seductive sunday.

[𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎. @magicumarte]

★彡

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[theodore snape. @ContriumSerpens]

“now i really have to find out.”

[theodore snape. @ContriumSerpens]

@impurevein Theo leaned back against Luka.

“Hello, darling.”

[theodore snape. @ContriumSerpens]

Theo opened his mouth to speak but before he could, he was cut off by Madzie skipping down the stairs.

“Good morning!” she said, attaching herself to Theo’s leg.

[𝑪𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒍𝒆 𝑯𝒂𝒍𝒆 @SinfulWiccan]

��I-I’m sorry.. but I don’t remember much of anything…”

[theodore snape. @ContriumSerpens]

surprised theo sounds.

[theodore snape. @ContriumSerpens]

// to make another character?

[theodore snape. @ContriumSerpens]

really?

[theodore snape. @ContriumSerpens]

Furrowing his eyebrows, Theo lifted up his hand.

“We got married yesterday. This isn’t the funniest joke to play on your new husband.”

[𝑪𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒍𝒆 𝑯𝒂𝒍𝒆 @SinfulWiccan]

“What joke? Did something happen?”

[theodore snape. @ContriumSerpens]

tell me, is that really his natural hair color?

[theodore snape. @ContriumSerpens]

it’s more your dad, really.