Christopher Mellon

[Christopher Mellon @ControllerChris]

@AmericanAir Umm. Excuse me? Step number 7? I have to hold a specific what?!? I think you have a typo on your new entertainment system on your 787-9P LOL!

[Christopher Mellon @ControllerChris]

@UberEats Are you kidding me. My delivery is on a bicycle and according to Google Maps, it’s a 2 1/2 hour ride from the restaurant to my hotel. Unacceptable.

[Christopher Mellon @ControllerChris]

@lyft PLEASE…lower the free wait time! I lose so much time and $$$ waiting 5 minutes for people!

[Christopher Mellon @ControllerChris]

@Uber_Support this multi day delay when a driver adds a new payout card is unacceptable. I replaced my card yesterday and even had to verify with selfie twice during the process and 24 hours later. I still can’t cash out. This is ridiculous.

[Christopher Mellon @ControllerChris]

@TABYTCHI Fun Fact! Puerto Ricans PAY INTO social security AND oasdi. Additionally, they receive a much SMALLER percentage of return of their tax payments than ANY OTHER STATE.

[Christopher Mellon @ControllerChris]

@LauraLoomer God, you’re a complete and total moron.

[Christopher Mellon @ControllerChris]

@brilliantlycrZy @AmericanAir The overhead bins are for larger carry-on items. Small bags and backpacks go under the seat in front of you. You always have the option of selecting or purchasing an extra leg room seat. Don’t blame the airline for policies that are clearly stated before YOU purchase your ticket

[Christopher Mellon @ControllerChris]

@DisneyPlus Please, for the love of Mickey, update your app on @HiltonHotels TVs to sign in by scanning a QR code!!! Having to use the remote to type in my email and then inputting a code is crazy!

[Christopher Mellon @ControllerChris]

@NotFarLeftAtAll How about @realDonaldTrump

[Christopher Mellon @ControllerChris]

@realDonaldTrump I’d like you to leave the presidency and go to prison.

[Christopher Mellon @ControllerChris]

@PoliticalStacy Wow. Most likely because they’re all being withheld by the DOJ. Oh, and putting others down and swearing a lot is a bold strategy. It usually signals confidence… when there isn’t any.

[Christopher Mellon @ControllerChris]

@Milajoy Until it happens to your daughter?

[Christopher Mellon @ControllerChris]

@NickAdamsinUSA I feel so sorry for you. Youre delusional and in a cult.

[Christopher Mellon @ControllerChris]

@eastwoodx No, they’re not. And no he isn’t. Name changes require Acts of Congress, and that didn’t happen. All of this crap will be reversed on January 20, 2029.

[Christopher Mellon @ControllerChris]

@60Minutes AIR THE CECOT STORY!

[Christopher Mellon @ControllerChris]

@MarkPaoletta @WhiteHouse It’s still the Kennedy Center, The Gulf of Mexico, and the Department of Defense. None of his name changes are legal without an act of Congress.

[Christopher Mellon @ControllerChris]

@bennyjohnson SNAP benefits already CANNOT be used on prepared (hot) food!!! THIS IS SO STUPID!!!

[Christopher Mellon @ControllerChris]

@realMaalouf That someone stopped to pray and I should mind my own damn business.

[Christopher Mellon @ControllerChris]

@megbasham Love and equality aren’t going anywhere. Your “fight” is against families, not for them—and history won’t be on your side.

[Christopher Mellon @ControllerChris]

@teamtrump47 Would the blue part have to continue to financially support the red part, like they do now? If no, then ab-so-freaking-lutely.