coochie getter

in the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

[coochie getter @CoochieDon]

Big Tidddies make my head spin

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Serving my high school a cease and desist for allowing kids to still wear #44

[coochie getter @CoochieDon]

I’m like a mini corn dog. Less than an inch but got bread all around me🤑

[coochie getter @CoochieDon]

Rip Chuck Norris. Big fan of his work in the islands🫡

[coochie getter @CoochieDon]

Normalize the starting rotation bucket #LANK #CBTM

[coochie getter @CoochieDon]

Doubled pack a punch

[coochie getter @CoochieDon]

Bronny Jr gonna retire from the league the same year as his dad

[coochie getter @CoochieDon]

Making pints disappear like they were names on the Epstein list🤣🤣🤣

[coochie getter @CoochieDon]

Call me Brett Favre the way I rep 4 so hard‼️

[coochie getter @CoochieDon]

Thought my name was Lyndon the way she B on my Johnson‼️

[coochie getter @CoochieDon]

@CallofDuty Just put the fries in the bag lil bro

[Derek “Dirk” Daskal @tripledddask]

If I was Sadie Mckenna’s dog i’d do a whole lot of lickin’

[coochie getter @CoochieDon]

@NicoDouglasYT Corny🤡

[ned! @nedsore]

If vaccines really cause autism why doesn’t the US have better trains

[Scarboil @Scarboildotcom]

@Da_Rizzler419 Bro has a framed signed jersey of himself 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[coochie getter @CoochieDon]

Vegetarians aren’t even eating meals. They’re just eating toppings and sides

[coochie getter @CoochieDon]

Ladies and gentleman, we got him #LANK

[coochie getter @CoochieDon]

Thought my name Exlax the way I make shit happen

[coochie getter @CoochieDon]

The Minecraft movie is not a film. It is a viewing experience

[coochie getter @CoochieDon]

I’m drinking highly sought after Spanish red out the chalice with a couple highly sought after Danish blondes