The Effing Cook🖕

The all singing all dancing angry fucking cooking blog.
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@BeccaFIynn It's gotta be said, the cook on that is 😗👌

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Look at those sexy bastards

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Stuffed potato skins make life happier

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Or, just yanno... Learn to cook..

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Mama F***ing Cook's Chicken Corn and Mushroom soup. Ever come in from a hard days work freezing your bollocks off? This shit will cure that in a heartbeat. Recipes for this and more on my Instagram ❤️🍲
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Stop this.

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@vinny_ryan49 Like the absolute hype! All I want is a reason to justify having a hot whiskey at 10 in the morning for the love of jaysus!

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I'm calling bullshit on this beast from the east 2.0 crap

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Is there ever a scenario where lentils actually don't look shite?
Lentil and chorizo stew tho, looks crap, tastes amazing🍲

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Sweet Jesus! 😳

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@GraceyOConnell Yes. Fake away is the domain of the "oOh ThE dIeT sTaRtS tOmOrRoW" muppets who give me an eye twitch.

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Pretty lockdown steak... For when there's fuck all to do but look forward to dinner! #lockdowncooking

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This gave me fucking dinner PTSD 😂

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Life is shit right now. So here's a sexy duck. That is all.