Nick

Manchester-South Africa

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CELEBRATE HERITAGE. WIN BIG! https://t.co/N2yqP6GtJX

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@Vodacom VodacomlovestheBokke 💚

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@talkSPORT Won't win anything with ze Germans

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@assassinscreed B.O.A.T

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@ClarksonsFarm1 Hobnobs

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

I’M CRYING 😂😂

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@PlayStation_SA Night Onyx

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

I've received a statement from Emanuel Brünisholz, who starts a ten-day prison sentence in Switzerland tomorrow for saying that men and women have different skeletons. You can write to the Swiss Federal Dept of Justice and police at [email protected] to protest this disgraceful situation.
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In 2022, I wrote on Facebook that a human skeleton can only be male or female. I pointed out that if, two centuries from now, someone were to unearth the remains of today’s LGBTQI people, they would find nothing but male or female skeletons. To imagine that one would find anything other than male or female struck me as a fantasy divorced from reason, so I described it as a a mentally ill idea. 

For that remark I was fined 500 Swiss francs. I refused to pay, and so, on the 2nd of December 2025, I will serve ten days in prison. It is worth noting that, legally speaking, this prison sentence is not a punishment for refusing to pay the fine. Instead, the prison sentence is an alternative way to be punished for the Facebook post itself. I have chosen to trade a monetary fine for time behind bars.

I am fully prepared to go to prison, if that is what it takes to expose the absurdity and authoritarianism of the trans ideology that has now taken root in Switzerland. I intend to face it with good humour; I will not let myself be bent or broken by those who hope to silence me through pressure or intimidation. That, after all, is their aim: to wear me down until I fall quiet. I have no intention of doing so.

The LGBTQ+ movement behaves like a zealous sect. They try to brand me a homophobe to shut me up. I am nothing of the sort. I repair wind instruments for a living, and I come from a left-wing, tolerant household. What troubles me is watching the activists in that movement exploit ordinary LGB people for political ends that strike me as dangerous nonense. These tactics have begun to cast a long shadow over Switzerland and Europe alike, as a kind of woke dictatorship. 

My thanks go to Graham Linehan, who understands this battle all too well. In times like these, solidarity among reasonable people who are willing to speak freely and plainly is essential. 

- Emanuel Brünisholz

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@elonmusk Send one to South Africa then please 👍

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@rickygervais And there you go..

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Get a bag of Aunt Bessies Yorkshire on the side

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@UnitedStandMUFC 9 big fat points

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@russellcrowe Manchester

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@ClarksonsFarm1 Yes. Also brand with a hot poker, all the government knocking about the land. On the forehead. Akin to a nob head. Season 6 could have a lot of famous faces 🙌

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@GovernmentZA

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@NotFarLeftAtAll He's got a Rubix Cube lodged in his valve

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@ClarksonsFarm1 Jamie Oliver not being a fat tongued spaz

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@ClarksonsFarm1 Giving freebies to every fucker. Dumb fucks.

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@EvaVlaar Happens in South Africa most days... Not a big deal