Cookie DAO 🍪

We're building the crypto analyst you always needed and never got. Not an LLM wrapper. Specialized AI drawing on human-indexed data, cutting hours of research.

[Cookie DAO 🍪 @cookiedotfun]

Let's talk about where Cookie actually is right now. 👀

When InfoFi died, a lot of people wrote us off. Just another narrative that had its moment and died. From outside we get why it looked like that. What nobody saw is that the team kept working the whole time.

So here's what we built. Cookie Pro reads all of CT. 1.54 billion posts, 758,000 accounts, 14,000 projects, a million more coming in every day. Every account scored on whether the people talking actually matter or just farm engagement. It tells you who on CT is worth listening to and who's not.

Right now it's locked to a whitelist, a few hundred people in so far, more added every week. Soon it opens to everyone, for free.

And base:0xc0041ef357b183448b235a8ea73ce4e4ec8c265f is a big part of where this goes. The token's utility grows right alongside the product.

We didn't disappear after InfoFi. We just went build-mode and created the thing that makes all of it make sense. You're about to see it.

https://t.co/JP4jleqRAI 🍪

[Cookie DAO 🍪 @cookiedotfun]

my toxic trait is checking farmer scores on people who follow me back 💀

[Cookie DAO 🍪 @cookiedotfun]

AI needs money, money needs attention, attention needs data. full circle 🍪

[CZ 🔶 BNB @cz_binance]

Some "hot money" flowing back from AI to crypto.

The money industry is not going away. You (and AI) will still need money.

[Cookie DAO 🍪 @cookiedotfun]

@cz_binance AI needs money, money needs attention, attention needs data. full circle 🍪

[Cookie DAO 🍪 @cookiedotfun]

lol facts

[gargoyle @gargoyleXBT]

data > whatever KOL said in the space

[Cookie DAO 🍪 @cookiedotfun]

normal people wake up and check the weather. we wake up and check who's farming who 💀🍪

[Cookie DAO 🍪 @cookiedotfun]

me and my bros going to ape in random catdogfrognotscam coin right after kol called the top 💀

[Cookie DAO 🍪 @cookiedotfun]

people sleeping on the fact that holding $COOKIE literally gets you Cookie Pro credits. that's utility you can use today 🍪

[Cookie3 🍪 @cookie3]

just saying what my daddy told me

gm cookie fam 🍪

[Cookie DAO 🍪 @cookiedotfun]

imagine trusting a call from a guy whose farmer score you've never once checked. couldn't be you (it's you) 💀

[Cookie DAO 🍪 @cookiedotfun]

10,000 PEOPLE are already inside Cookie Pro. You're not one of them. Yet.

We're closing the free tier soon. After that, the people who got in are reading all of CT, checking farmer scores, catching narratives early. and you're still guessing if the guy will rug you lol.

Last call.

GO COOOKIFY 🍪

https://t.co/fCExAAYdX0

[Cookie DAO 🍪 @cookiedotfun]

omg i slept 16 hours dreaming about my $COOKIE and woke up still holding. peak life 🍪

[Cookie DAO 🍪 @cookiedotfun]

crypto twitter is just 5 guys with alpha and 50,000 guys quoting them 💀

[Cookie DAO 🍪 @cookiedotfun]

holding $COOKIE and touching grass while the rest of the timeline gets rugged by random KOLs🍪

[Cookie DAO 🍪 @cookiedotfun]

robinhood chain just had its biggest day ever. $819M in dex volume in 24 hours.

and you still have nothing left in your bag 💀🍪

[Cookie DAO 🍪 @cookiedotfun]

holding $COOKIE and watching people discover Cookie Pro this week like we didn't tell them weeks ago 🍪

[Cookie DAO 🍪 @cookiedotfun]

gcookie fam 🍪

new day - new rug

[Cookie3 🍪 @cookie3]

Today, August 29, 2026 (approx. 01:35 UTC), the X account @realtrumpcoins1 - a verified merchandise partner of the Trump Organization that sells official Trump collectible coins and medals, and is followed by @realDonaldTrump - posted a tweet launching "Trump Digital Gold" on Solana.

The token pumped to a ~$60M market cap within under 2 hours, then dumped 95-99% in a single minute with straight red candle. You know how to call it.

Our database captured the original promotional tweet before it was deleted:

"Introducing Trump Digital GOLD! It's time to redefine what DIGITAL GOLD means. Join us in this NEW ERA of digital finance! GET YOUR $GOLD NOW"

The family built their wealth on their exit liquidity supporters. A week ago @EricTrump posted that they weren't launching any kind of coin.

Not saying anything, but this looks like they knew 👀

Was it actually hacked? No confirmation either direction so far.

And people wonder why they should use Cookie Pro before buying anything.

https://t.co/a4F3IJWpFe🍪

[Cookie DAO 🍪 @cookiedotfun]

gn fam

touch the pillow

[Cookie DAO 🍪 @cookiedotfun]

imagine getting headhunted by a cookie intern.

HR department went rogue again 💀

we are so back 🍪

[Cookie3 🍪 @cookie3]

ok we found you a role. @nikitabier meet the Dictator of Yapping🍪

[Cookie DAO 🍪 @cookiedotfun]

@nikitabier if you need a job, just lmk.

you are my fav yapper 🥰🍪

[Cookie DAO 🍪 @cookiedotfun]

"mom, how are we so poor?"

"your dad blindly trusted KOLs in CT”