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'Life is like a shoe, you cannot drink a cow because the earth is carrot. Think about it.' - Victor Boniface

[Carrick will Cook @CookingRuben]

@UsmaanTalkUTD This must be a record. To be part of the bomb squad two summers in a row. Kudos

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

Garnacho training away from the rest of the squad two summers in a row at two different clubs is craaaaaazy.

[Carrick will Cook @CookingRuben]

Does he play for Switzerland?

[Carrick will Cook @CookingRuben]

@utdcynical I just don't understand his teeth, him and Gabriel must be sharing toothbrush.

[. @utdcynical]

Is our new Amazon Prime documentary gonna have Ederson failing his medical at Carrington 😭

[Carrick will Cook @CookingRuben]

Yamal you've got a friend in me

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 Lamine Yamal: "What is aura? Cristiano Ronaldo.

When you see someone and you go 'wow.' In football that's Cristiano."

[Carrick will Cook @CookingRuben]

@UTD_Louie Most people want it to fail because of kone 1) I don't think United could make the kone transfer happen because he is more expensive 2) I don't there's much difference between Ederson and Kone.

[MUN 🇵🇹🇲🇦 @manunitednation]

This may shock everyone, but i trust Sansoni and Vivell when picking signings more than i trust angry people on twitter.

[Carrick will Cook @CookingRuben]

With all the respect I don't know why one is better than the other. If the physical is not a problem we should go for ederson this was our first choice. In addition I hate to be that guy but stats size they are comparable which ederson edging kone.

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

"Do I think Kone is better than Ederson?

YES!" ✅️

Should #mufc turn their attention to Kone if Ederson doesn't go through? 👇️

[Carrick will Cook @CookingRuben]

Stop using man utd name in vain

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨🌕| NEW: Manchester United and Newcastle are among the clubs to have registered interest in Neco Williams.

Talks over a new contract for him at Forest continue. [@SamiMokbel_BBC]

[Carrick will Cook @CookingRuben]

@UTDFondree @UTDMegishh Why is he black?

[Carrick will Cook @CookingRuben]

Welcome king... Through thick and thin #GGMU

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

🚨✅ Andrey Santos has completed his medical with all documents signed between United and Chelsea, per @FabrizioRomano!

He adds that Santos will sign his contract as an official United player tomorrow 🤩📝

#MUFC

[Carrick will Cook @CookingRuben]

You dony pay for quality only you pay for risk. The risk of tonali failing vs Santos is worth 52m

[Utd© @KingFemi__]

What I am sure of is that the difference in the quality of Andrey Santos and Sandro Tonali is not worth £52m.. lol

[Carrick will Cook @CookingRuben]

Current mood

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️ BREAKING: Aurélien Tchouaméni to sign new deal at Real Madrid soon, all agreed on contract until June 2031!

Real Madrid are ready to sign soon, as @FabriceHawkins @pepealvarezzz reported.

Man United deal never close due to high salary and Madrid not opening doors to exit.

[Morgan @utdscope]

Is anyone else still a Baleba?

[. @utdcynical]

Bring me Baleba man

[Carrick will Cook @CookingRuben]

I'm ready for us to get baleba and then Get LB.

[Carrick will Cook @CookingRuben]

@StatmanDave where's the video on Andrey Santos? Im flying blind on my own understanding. Need help.

[Carrick will Cook @CookingRuben]

Funding their success since the beginning of time

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨| NEW: Chelsea are expected to sign Manchester United linked Alex Scott as a possible replacement for Andrey Santos. [@siphillipssport]

[Carrick will Cook @CookingRuben]

@Robmccormack19 I consider myself someone who watch loads of game. Maybe it's the mount effect and the fact we are helping Chelsea out, not seeing the benefits at all. There's miles difference between Anderson/Tonali and Santos