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In an alternate universe where I can join Lipsync Battle, I would definitely do a full-on performance of "Guns and Ships" for round two. 😄

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@KTTM_PHIL Serious question:
Kaya ba tinawag na ‘spooky month’ ang October, dahil sa buwan na ito pinanganak ang lahat ng ghosters sa mga buhay natin? 👻

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@PhilstarNews Felt it here in Makati.

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@Nunyeabiz159153 @Nerdrotics If I laughed any harder at this, my episiotomy scar would’ve opened. 😅

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@judemchl Witty and clever, actually.

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Not to be mean or anything, but I chuckle inwardly when I see people get stuck or bump their heads because they pushed instead of pulled, and pulled instead of pushed. 🤭

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I wish they’d make kettlebell and dumbbell emojis already. 🥹

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@unionbankph Good Day, kindly check my DM, I sent you an urgent message. Thank you.

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Ugh. I detest sitting next to leg shakers on public benches.
My brain rattles along with their tremors, I swear. 😵‍💫

#HelloMigraine
#HelloNausea

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I have a serious love/hate relationship with corned beef.

I love its taste, but hate the sebo it leaves behind on the plates, glasses, and utensils. 😓

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@gavinthomas2015 Sheesh, Gavin, what can’t you do? 😍

And yes, I remember CatDog! 😁

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@gavinthomas2015 Not me seeing this at 5ish am, Gavin... 😅

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@gavinthomas2015 Awww, so adorable! 🥹🐰💙

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@gavinthomas2015 I was today years old. 🥲

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@DevonESawa 1. Politely ask their permission if I could take a photo with them.
2. Whisper to the guy on my right:
“Can I keep you?”
3. Show the guy on my left a mirror, and convince him to say “Candyman” three times with me.
4. To both I’ll say: “I’ll see you soon.”
5. Get off the plane.

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I miss afternoon walks at the beach… 🌊⛱️

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@CaledonianKitty @KjwanMusic 🤘🏼💯

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@FreakyTheory It depends.

Do I get the 2M instantly, or do I get it after the two months are up? 😄

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@gavinthomas2015 I agree with this. 💯

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Okay, so there’s a cooling stand for laptops, right? 🤔

I wonder if there’s such a thing for overheating phones too? 🥲

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@gavinthomas2015 Half of me is fascinated, while the other half is creeped out. 😅