@ryan_and_donut, Good morning and Happy National Donut Day to the bestest and most adorable Donut! If any Donut deserves his own day*, it's you!
*Technically, you deserve more than just one day, but it is nice of you to not monopolize all the days you so richly deserve.
@WriteGrlProbs, Apparently today is National Cheese Day. And you know what one of thethings cheese is good for? That's right! Melting! Like in a Meximelt... Ergo, today would be a great day for Taco Bell to announce the long awaited return of the Meximelt!