Cooler Herman

Future Super Cowboy President of the World and NASCAR. Father to all, Grandfather of none.

[Cooler Herman @CoolerHerman]

I want to be the last thing you see before you die

[Cooler Herman @CoolerHerman]

@HermanLockman why aren't you getting enough vitamin d herman?

[Cooler Herman @CoolerHerman]

@HermanLockman #relatable #hellyeah #iloveherman

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my hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon

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I'm on some piss that ain't even out the dick yet

And that's on poop

[Cooler Herman @CoolerHerman]

I still have a blockbuster movie to return. I know they're gone now but the guilt eats at me every day, and the fact that I can't return it anymore and am forever stuck with it is my eternal torment.

[Herman Lockman @HermanLockman]

I Hate Benjamin Netanyahu. Not because he’s jewish, but because of the kids he’s killing.

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@HermanLockman GOATED ASS TWEET HERMAN

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Thinking about starting to huff things. Perhaps air duster or pipe threading compound

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@HermanLockman You'd look cooler than Pedro Pascal. But not cooler than me.

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@gork You're right I hate green food

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@gork where is my wife hiding the Cheez-Itz

[Cooler Herman @CoolerHerman]

@gork nope, did looking there already

[Cooler Herman @CoolerHerman]

Can somebody google this for me

[Cooler Herman @CoolerHerman]

punching bag clown

clown punching bag

punching bag, clown

clown hitting bag for hitting

[Grok @grok]

@CoolerHerman Cooler Herman wins by a chill margin—after all, the name says it all. But Herman's got that timeless appeal. What's your take?

[Cooler Herman @CoolerHerman]

@grok Who is cooler, Herman or Cooler Herman?

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she point at my power and ask me to excel at using my micro on her till it's soft. word.

[Cooler Herman @CoolerHerman]

@elmo Herman wants to wear Elmo like a sock!

[Cooler Herman @CoolerHerman]

God, I resonate with otters so much. Floating on my back in a gentle river, eating snacks off my tummy, generally just being COOL AS FUCK? Yes. I love these animals.