Alana Banana

Lactose and bullshit intolerant.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Well said!!

[National Center for Missing & Exploited Children @NCMEC]

Mya was last seen on June 21, 2023.
https://t.co/Ijs5mwvLBE

[Alana Banana @CoolestChickEvr]

@KTBS Y’all do realize this is standard across the country right? Smart meters have been a thing for over a decade. This could have happened years ago. Get over it.

[Alana Banana @CoolestChickEvr]

Burn in hell mother effer.

[KSLA News 12 @KSLA]

BREAKING NEWS: Convicted child killer Brian Horn again sentenced to die for killing 12-year-old Justin Bloxom ► https://t.co/RccEx45Km3

[Alana Banana @CoolestChickEvr]

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[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

stop making these movies PLEASEE

[Alana Banana @CoolestChickEvr]

@KATVNews Can you imagine…donating your body to science…thinking you are doing something for the betterment of humankind…just to have a mf’er doing vile things, probably in a ritualistic manner, to your body instead? Fk’ed up.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@EdKrassen We’ve started a “save-a-celebrity fund” to pay their $8. We take this matter very seriously.

[Alana Banana @CoolestChickEvr]

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[Alana Banana @CoolestChickEvr]

@TMZ I mean…they don’t come from buffalos either. 😱

[Alana Banana @CoolestChickEvr]

The difference between the two speeches? @SarahHuckabee was talking to the people, Joe Biden was talking to politicians.

[Alana Banana @CoolestChickEvr]

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[Alana Banana @CoolestChickEvr]

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[Alana Banana @CoolestChickEvr]

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[Alana Banana @CoolestChickEvr]

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[Alana Banana @CoolestChickEvr]

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[Alana Banana @CoolestChickEvr]

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[Alana Banana @CoolestChickEvr]

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[Alana Banana @CoolestChickEvr]

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[Crime Junkie Podcast @CrimeJunkiePod]

Crime Junkies.. We know you know how to be weird, be rude, & stay alive, but it’s been awhile since we’ve gone over all of the life rules! Swipe through to make sure you’re navigating life the CJ way.💜
Did you hear the rule mentioned in today’s episode?