Lucas

Pockets ain’t empty cuh.

[Lucas @CoolHandLuke__]

@WallenAugustin

[MLB @MLB]

THOSE GRITTY TIGS 😤

The @Tigers are headed to the #Postseason for the first time in ten years. #CLINCHED

[Lucas @CoolHandLuke__]

Lmao they got gmac cash performin at comerica

[Lucas @CoolHandLuke__]

@Bry_Mac Verbal agreements are legally enforceable but if I’m paying an agent/attorney that shit had better be in writing. Anybody can say they agree to accept X amount of $ in exchange for them playing but I expect my agent to labor over those terms with a few rounds of redlining at min.

[Lucas @CoolHandLuke__]

@Lions make this happen

[GMACCASH @GmacCash]

Man I Ain’t Worried About Lil Wayne And The SuperBowl, Why Gmac Cash Not Performing Half Time At The Lions Game? 🤔🤔🤔

[Lucas @CoolHandLuke__]

@macyagilliam It means they’ve got bloomin’ onions™️

[Lucas @CoolHandLuke__]

@edsbs He threw to the guy he faked it to! Congrats on tricking the defenders into being in the right position

[Lucas @CoolHandLuke__]

@BobbyBigWheel Sweeney? Yeah they had some good years for the KC Royals, not sure what all the hubbub is about now.

[Lucas @CoolHandLuke__]

@AtoZ_Payton I saw somebody at work wearing a Jared Abbrederis Lions jersey a few weeks ago and had to double check I didn’t work with Jared.

[Lucas @CoolHandLuke__]

@RobertFreundLaw … so then they said “well can’t we just put the disclaimer behind a hyperlink?” and I said “ARE YOU CRAZY!” Hahaha well guess you had to be there for that one as I slowly fade away.

[Lucas @CoolHandLuke__]

T-Pain is a man of the people.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Bitch i can eat 1000 cheez its

[Lucas @CoolHandLuke__]

@Bry_Mac Missed a great opportunity to end the letter with “govern yourself accordingly”.

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

Detroit Free Press, Michigan, June 30, 1940

[Lucas @CoolHandLuke__]

@nickbaumgardner Do you know what NFL players make from Madden? Would imagine it would be a smaller number given more CFB players watering down, but structure and ballpark should be somewhat similar right?

[M. Molly Backes @mollybackes]

🚨 UW-MADISON IS HIRING PROFESSIONAL CHEESE EATERS 🚨

[Lucas @CoolHandLuke__]

@ItsMattsLaw Set up a John Henry vs the machine style match for me. I’ll take those odds.

[Lucas @CoolHandLuke__]

@omarisankofa

[Lucas @CoolHandLuke__]

@DTE_Energy cage match let’s go.