Alexis lomeli

I taught AC Slater all his moves.

[Alexis lomeli @Coollomeli]

Wit and humor is dead to our youth. I don't understand why. Is it because text and typing on your phone lacks inflection and emphasis??

[Alexis lomeli @Coollomeli]

@AppleTV is there a “live now” sort of button/landing on your apps? Just to be sure I can catch anything streaming live I might want to check out?
Thank you! ❤️🍎

[Alexis lomeli @Coollomeli]

... and a Happy New Year, you filthy animal.

[Alexis lomeli @Coollomeli]

... and a Happy New Year, you filthy animal.

[Alexis lomeli @Coollomeli]

... and a Happy New Year, you filthy animal.

[Alexis lomeli @Coollomeli]

... and a Happy New Year, you filthy animal.

[Alexis lomeli @Coollomeli]

@smino @nprmusic Yo. Still waiting on this. We out here like...

[Alexis lomeli @Coollomeli]

@jesseimartinez @AnthonyDiComo @AndrewSimonMLB This is the one I was confusing it with. But it was just an RBI that got Ellis in for the 1-0 win.

[Alexis lomeli @Coollomeli]

@jesseimartinez @AnthonyDiComo @AndrewSimonMLB This is correct. I was there. It was only a few years ago as well.

[Alexis lomeli @Coollomeli]

@jesseimartinez @AnthonyDiComo @AndrewSimonMLB https://t.co/m1MHyKjniV

[Alexis lomeli @Coollomeli]

@jesseimartinez @AnthonyDiComo @AndrewSimonMLB Yeah I’m finding that now. Strange, I don’t recall any other runs that game.

[Alexis lomeli @Coollomeli]

Keep your eyes on Ryu’s crotch okay?
@Dodgers @MLB #itfdb

[Alexis lomeli @Coollomeli]

... and a Happy New Year, you filthy animal.

[Alexis lomeli @Coollomeli]

@AndersonPaak @nbcsnl Bout time they get some talent preforming on that.

[Alexis lomeli @Coollomeli]

A found $5 bill in your jacket is the best $5 bill. At least top 3 in said jacket.

[Alexis lomeli @Coollomeli]

@Dodgers @IoveLucker Right after this I was like, goodnight!💤

[Alexis lomeli @Coollomeli]

I just farted and it sounded like The Predator #blessed

[Alexis lomeli @Coollomeli]

Oh man! What a drop coming tomorrow. #AndersonPaak #Oxnard
https://t.co/OfdXq00lZc

[Alexis lomeli @Coollomeli]

@AndersonPaak @kendricklamar @Spotify This right here..!

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Take a swing at the chance to win a trip to the @MLB #WorldSeries from #TMobileTuesdays. Retweet now to be entered.

[Alexis lomeli @Coollomeli]

@Pantone294 I assume you have a very good Jansport. Remember the one with the leather bottom that you tag your last name on.