The one where Ilya and Cliff Marleau get drunk and hook up the one and only time, and Ilya tops from the bottom.
(it’s finished I promise I’ll post it a bit later I need sleep)
@hausofdecline Genuinely I don’t really care what people think of me in public bc I’ve said to myself “when have I ever picked someone out in a crowd and just called them ugly/fat/judged their appearance? Never. So what’s the likelihood they’re doing it to me?” And then I go about my day.
When I went to a male gynecologist to discuss getting a hysterectomy because of my fibroids, one of the first things he asked was, “Aren’t you afraid you’ll regret not having children?” I asked him, “Do you regret not becoming a banker?” He looked confused and said, “I never wanted to be a banker. And i said “Exactly. I’ve never wanted children”. Gtfo
@spritelst@Jacksaw_11@sofiartworks Idk if you know this but teenagers enjoy hanging out to socialise too. Like they don’t only hang out just to fight or smoke
Unplanned quick emergency clothing change at the crush’s place. Trying to act nonchalant. Hope he doesn’t notice anything. 😔 (yes, more spideypool bc I miss them…)
parody of 101 dalmatians but it’s called 101 gritties and it stars sidney crosby driving around in a fancy car and in a huge orange furcoat while an army of baby grittys hunt him down