Coomer

Born in the darkest corners of the internet.
Half man, half bad decision.
Dripping through charts, haunting timelines, surviving on chaos.

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@nocontextfooty Yes, I would….💦

Wait, what’s this post about?

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@GeorgesStPierre @GeorgesStPierre is your other arm like mine 🤣🤣💦

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@GeorgesStPierre Plus , you can’t disappoint yourself if you’re both people in the relationship. 💦😭

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@andyburnham The charisma of a damp tea towel… 🥱

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@andyburnham Did you iron your shirt with a whip?

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@AntiWokeMemes Gone from a man to a man with Down’s syndrome. Congratulations

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Are you a Coomer? 💦

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@koyluemine1751 That’s just gross 🤢

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@AntiWokeMemes Hog, pig, bore?

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@PolitlcsUK Proper sausage

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@WhiteHouse COOMER COIN! 🪙💦

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@WhiteHouse COOMER COIN! 🪙💦

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@gingerxxalex Someone roll it back into the water 🐳

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@m1ssronnie Looks like a melted leather sofa 🤢

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@VickyR1chter I bet Maggie was filthy in the bathroom 💦💦

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@Anne58j4 @Rose_kitty002 @KermitTheFrog Retard

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@WomenBeingAwful Single mum 💋
My kids come first.
Looking for a REAL man.
No time wasters.
No narcissists.
No under 6ft.
Must earn 6 figures.
Must treat me like a queen 👑

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@Spitflyer Looks like you’ve got Bob Marley in the head scissors 🤣

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@lunaticroxy Give over, your older than Jesus of Nazareth…

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@Rose_kitty002 @KermitTheFrog Miss Piggy is being slutty again…