The Blimpalot

live, laugh, boof

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

Infant Annihilator Change Name to Avoid Association with Israel
https://t.co/SLAoPQOXJf

[Jamie @spacej_me]

wowwwwwwww! what a sick burn! 😂😂😂😂😂 unrelated but mine and my 4 yo’s health insurance from the “marketplace” is over $1000 a month

[ron mexico @troop_hater]

just saw a hasid in east williamsburg do a backflip

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them.

That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving.

You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

the pope wrote a 42,000 word manifesto declaring war on AI. we are so freaking back.

[#dan @dan_allegretto]

no i haven't listened to the new drake yet bc i'm not a drunk 23 year old girl in a lyft

[۟ @dronedoommetal]

What's up guys? I'm 32 years old. I wear a beanie all year long, and I have a septum piercing, and a little mustache. My favorite show is the Sopranos, and I love music like Turnstile and Knocked Loose!

[The Blimpalot @CooperJayCav]

@badforthegander Why does this have 15k likes

[JAKE G is seething @JAKEGco]

when the artist uses a childhood photograph for the album cover you already know it’s boutta be a snoozefest

[Dreamweaver @DreamweaverOnX]

dudes really spend $80k on a new truck to just haul around their fat wife

[The Blimpalot @CooperJayCav]

Shit from butt loves diarrhea

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Taylor Swift praises sombr to NYT:

“I’m a massive sombr fan, of his songwriting. And his lyrics are so intensely confessional. ‘I don’t want another man’s child to have the eyes of the girl I can’t forget.’ Are you kidding me? Having a male artist say stuff like that is really good for the cause of women to be able to say stuff. If there’s any way we can make confessional songwriting a little bit more of something that isn’t, like, people take that as like you were being messy. You have to be fair to everyone then.”

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Taylor Swift praises sombr to NYT:

“I’m a massive sombr fan, of his songwriting. And his lyrics are so intensely confessional. ‘I don’t want another man’s child to have the eyes of the girl I can’t forget.’ Are you kidding me? Having a male artist say stuff like that is really good for the cause of women to be able to say stuff. If there’s any way we can make confessional songwriting a little bit more of something that isn’t, like, people take that as like you were being messy. You have to be fair to everyone then.”

[The Blimpalot @CooperJayCav]

@steImas There is no amount of money you could ever pay me to unmute this

[The Blimpalot @CooperJayCav]

@Polymarket BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

[The Blimpalot @CooperJayCav]

@badforthegander Grow up

[The Blimpalot @CooperJayCav]

@nypost BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

[The Blimpalot @CooperJayCav]

@KathyHochul Tax the rich you ghoul

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🇺🇸 CRINGE — "Do It for Da Troopz"

Aaron Judge speech doomed Team USA

[The Blimpalot @CooperJayCav]

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[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Venezuela defeats the United States in the world baseball classic final in a score of 3-2.