‍ ‍‍*🚬。

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[‍ ‍‍*🚬。 @COPCUNTS]

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𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗨𝗣𝗧 𝗖𝗢𝗣 ┄ 🎌 ⺌ 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗔 𝗖𝗜𝗚。

[‍ ‍‍*🚬。 @COPCUNTS]

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you’ve done it now。put your
hands behind your back、i’m
dragging your 𝘴̲𝘰̲𝘳̲𝘳̲𝘺̲ ass to the
station。enjoy your night in a cell。
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[🥊 𓈒ᜓ ‍ ͟助番 ‍ a͡𝐤𝖆ᥒ𝙚。， @burlybruiser]

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What authority? You’re a grunt. Literal cow shit holds more value to the state than your entire life.

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[‍ ‍‍*🚬。 @COPCUNTS]

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keep your grimy mouth shut。
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[⋆˚｡⋆𝗙𝐑𝐀𝐓 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐓 ᅠ ᅠ @chipsibrainrot]

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⠀
⠀⠀ACAB includes oinky bitch .

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[‍ ‍‍*🚬。 @COPCUNTS]

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for those of you who
doubt me : of 𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗥𝗦𝗘
i can do a push—up。

what do you mean it
𝗗𝗢𝗘𝗦𝗡’𝗧 count . . . .ᐣ 💧
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[‍ ‍‍*🚬。 @COPCUNTS]

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𝘵̲𝘤̲𝘩̲。i’m getting real tired of
you undermining my authority、
𝗣𝗨𝗡𝗞。stop it、𝘧̲𝘪̲𝘯̲𝘢̲𝘭̲ warning。💢
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[🥊 𓈒ᜓ ‍ ͟助番 ‍ a͡𝐤𝖆ᥒ𝙚。， @burlybruiser]

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It’s just police academy training where the most impressive thing you learn is how to not shoot yourself with your own gun. Now, how about you get back in your little clown car and worry about who’s goin’ above the speed limit?

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[‍ ‍‍*🚬。 @COPCUNTS]

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𝘨̲𝘳̲𝘰̲𝘱̲𝘪̲𝘯̲𝘨̲ your local officer is
how you end up in 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗢𝗡。
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[‍ ‍‍*🚬。 @COPCUNTS]

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don’t take my 𝘧̲𝘪̲𝘨̲𝘶̲𝘳̲𝘦̲ for
any lack of training。now、
do i need to get my cuffs
or are you going to be a
𝗚𝗢𝗢𝗗、law abiding citizen .ᐣ
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[🥊 𓈒ᜓ ‍ ͟助番 ‍ a͡𝐤𝖆ᥒ𝙚。， @burlybruiser]

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Am I supposed to feel threatened by a public servant who can’t even see her own two feet?

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[‍ ‍‍*🚬。 @COPCUNTS]

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not sure you should
be saying anything。🦍

mutts can 𝘣̲𝘪̲𝘵̲𝘦̲、too。
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[🥊 𓈒ᜓ ‍ ͟助番 ‍ a͡𝐤𝖆ᥒ𝙚。， @burlybruiser]

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That’s true - they’re more like 𝙢𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙨 than anything.

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[‍ ‍‍*🚬。 @COPCUNTS]

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not 𝘢̲𝘭̲𝘭̲ cops are 𝗣��𝗚𝗦。🐽
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[‍ ‍‍*🚬。 @COPCUNTS]

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do you know how 𝘩̲𝘢̲𝘳̲𝘥̲ it
is to be a field—cop when
your tits are 𝟮𝟬𝗟𝗕𝗦 each .ᐣ 🍒

i 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 need a breast reduction . . .
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[‍ ‍‍*🚬。 @COPCUNTS]

⠀⠀⠀⠀
𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗨𝗣𝗧 𝗖𝗢𝗣 ┄ 🎌 ⺌ 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗔 𝗖𝗜𝗚。