The Sun

[The Sun @CoppertoneSun]

@Kash_OBrien Yum, hamburgers! Guess what else is cooking, you imprudent apes. That’s right, your skin! #respectthesun

[The Sun @CoppertoneSun]

@BritishArmy Ah! A gathering of mortals! Don’t any of you fools know I can hurt you even during the depths of winter’s chill? #respectthesun

[The Sun @CoppertoneSun]

@MattJF Enjoy your Earth music, humans! I am the ever-present king of the sky, damaging your skin with every note you play! #respectthesun

[The Sun @CoppertoneSun]

@JMUAthletics Keep smiling, silly humans. Your rosy pink glow tells me my skin damaging power is already having an effect! #respectthesun