Kat Foster 🎃

Freelance content writer. Mama to a wrecking-ball toddler. Collector of grey cats, leopard print and disco balls.

[Kat Foster 🎃 @CopyKat87]

@jenniferjordanz She's going to emerge as a scorned woman wearing a Stevie kimono. I cannot wait.

[Kat Foster 🎃 @CopyKat87]

@SamanthaHallPR Smashing it 💪🏻

[Kat Foster 🎃 @CopyKat87]

The reunion is a reality TV masterclass. No notes, just gasps.

[Kat Foster 🎃 @CopyKat87]

I'd never watched an episode of #PumpRules until last week and now I'm obsessed with these people and the downfall of that horrid worm-man.

[Kat Foster 🎃 @CopyKat87]

@jenniferjordanz It's expensive, but I'll do you a great deal on a spoonful.

[Kat Foster 🎃 @CopyKat87]

@jenniferjordanz Don't tell Jack or Chris but...

[Kat Foster 🎃 @CopyKat87]

I read this and laughed, mainly because I was there. A bizarre exchange. Onwards and upwards for Boro 🌹✊

[Kat Foster 🎃 @CopyKat87]

The ultimate "Gazette Grifter" is running in our ward and we've used his flyers to line the cat litter trays. Possibly the most useful thing his face has done.

[Kat Foster 🎃 @CopyKat87]

I was going to wait until Eurovision week to start tweeting again but local election results are pulling me back in.

[Kat Foster 🎃 @CopyKat87]

@jenniferjordanz

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

[Kat Foster 🎃 @CopyKat87]

One of my favourite things about Christmas is #joinin - if you're on your own or feeling lonely, there are so many lovely people to chat to (and share festive animal pics with 😸)

[Kat Foster 🎃 @CopyKat87]

I'm glad someone documented my youth, my recollection is unsurprisingly hazy. Excited to escape into @ThisClubCouldBe

[Kat Foster 🎃 @CopyKat87]

@jenniferjordanz This is an outrage.

[Kat Foster 🎃 @CopyKat87]

There's a special place in hell for children's entertainers who break out the "who can scream the loudest" game in a confined space.

[Kat Foster 🎃 @CopyKat87]

@jenniferjordanz We love to see it

[Kat Foster 🎃 @CopyKat87]

@domril We use the BabyGo magnet locks (Amazon) on all cupboards/drawers. They're pretty good, just don't accidently put the magnet you need to open things IN the cupboard 🙃

[Leah Remini @LeahRemini]

1. I don’t expect much from the Saudi government when it comes to human rights.

But there is a horrific violation of human rights that I want to bring attention to.

This is Salma al-Shehab and she's just been sentenced to 34 years in prison for tweeting and retweeting.