Corben Shoemaker

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Dude who likes these?

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But at least you have #MACtion 😌

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#bullsnation

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Justin Fields isn’t ready to start and his career will be postponed because of it

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I was terribly wrong about Dak Prescott

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Do people really think Zach Wilson is franchise talent?

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Seriously though, what do you know about rolling down in the deep?

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Going to see Black Widow made me remember how much I enjoy watching chumps who know nothing about Marvel movies leave before the post credit scene

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Bruce Brown plays the same as my 2k MyPlayer when he’s a 64 overall but somehow starting

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LeBron really needs to be the center of attention so bad that he decides to change his number just to ensure he’s in the headlines during the playoffs

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I need Justin Fields Bears jersey NOW

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Songs that are overrated:
1. The Spins
2. Doses and Mimosas
3. Quinn XCII

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Forget conservatives and liberals, what’s your stance on the Sokovia Accords?

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The best back cracks came from this type of chair change my mind

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It’s pretty weird that trees sprout in a day, you go to sleep in winter and wake up to spring

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@jonbellion wrote Holy, Anyone, and Hold On “by” Justin Bieber. All number 1 songs at one point, dude deserves a little praise

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I’d bet snow days won’t be a thing anymore in a year

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Shouldn’t have bet against Roger Goodell tonight

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Drew Brees needs to hurry up and get a pen so he can retire before this game is over

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LeBrons organized the Harden trade so he has an excuse when he doesn’t win the chip