Corey Thompson

[Corey Thompson @Corey_Thompson9]

@UofTampa is not taking this hurricane serious. As other SoFlo universities are cancelling, UT still has no public announcements or plans.

[Corey Thompson @Corey_Thompson9]

Sutton blew a 5-0 lead

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I can confirm that the Stags are indeed the real deal.

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"You're not getting an A" says my professor, four weeks into the semester 😊

[Corey Thompson @Corey_Thompson9]

@Buck watching fox deportes because I'd rather listen to Spanish than your stupid ass.

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@_CollegeHumor_ @davidwalsh85

[Corey Thompson @Corey_Thompson9]

@REAL_KGrasso I need a "translate" option on this tweet.

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@ShitPussiesSay @davidwalsh85

[David Walsh @davidwalsh85]

If only blockbuster was still around 😞

[Corey Thompson @Corey_Thompson9]

Want some anxiety? Try calculating your GPA for the best case and worst case scenarios, it's a really fun game.

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"What's that on your exam?" Issa F

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I need a safe space for Finals Week

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@REAL_KGrasso @billyrogers420 This shits gotta stop

[Corey Thompson @Corey_Thompson9]

@REAL_KGrasso wtf goes on in your head

[Corey Thompson @Corey_Thompson9]

@REAL_KGrasso I bet your mom would love to meet her, she sounds like a nice girl.

[Corey Thompson @Corey_Thompson9]

Straight out of a movie, just had to chase down my buddies into Tampa general yelling "wait you forgot his fingers"

[Corey Thompson @Corey_Thompson9]

Cleveland ranked 28/30 in MLB attendance this year. That is why Cleveland sucks and does not deserve any titles.

[Corey Thompson @Corey_Thompson9]

@realDonaldTrump Tampa police have reports of a delusional criminal holding a rally in the downtown area. #Hillary4Prison

[Corey Thompson @Corey_Thompson9]

@REAL_KGrasso so you're swimming in shit? Seems kind of gross no?

[Corey Thompson @Corey_Thompson9]

First college baseball practice ends with me puking from dehydration, on my own lap, while driving home. Florida: 1 Corey: 0.