Corey Brewer

Human being, liberal, writer of odd things, amateur stand up comedian, animal lover (just friends though,) @absrdNEWS junkie. FOLLOW ME AND ILL FOLLOW YOU!!!

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Breaking News: Man Who Stared At Solar Eclipse Without Glasses Trying To Play Off Red Eyes With "I'm Just High." @absrdNEWS

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Silly science people. The total eclipse is simply Jesus winking at us.

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It's ok Trump. Your healthcare bill didn't fail. It just "alt succeeded."

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Jeff Sessions looks like if Joe Peshi absorbed Dopy from The Seven Dwarfs.

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Kellyanne Conway looks like Tomi Lahren if you threw her in the microwave for about 30 seconds.

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Can we troll Trump's funeral by playing Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin?

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I'll bet that if somebody kidnapped Liam Neeson's kid in real life, he'd just call the cops like a little bitch.

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@Bobinaren Currently writing the pilot episode ;)

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If Milo Yiannopoulos ends up working for Trump, we can make "Milo and POTUS" jokes. This would be a fun start to the apocalypse.

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If you're single and on social media going "I know I'm a catch," I feel like you might not be a catch.

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All these huge retailers going anti Trump. It's almost like 1/3 of the U.S. consists of minorities and they don't wanna lose their business.

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On the bright side, had Ben Carson had won the presidency, his cabinet would have consisted of 17 of his closest imaginary friends.