Instead of “I’m gonna put you through the mattress”
Try “I’m gonna make sure you never doubt how wanted you are”
Instead of “I’m gonna beat it up”
Try “I’m gonna kiss every thought out of your head”
Instead of “I’m gonna get deep in your guts”
Try “I’m going to enter you so deeply and cherish every sensation of you”
@TheActualNomad@TheJoeySwoll It’s “jokes” like this that keep a lot of people from starting and a lot of people from staying at the gym… just because you don’t fit in that category of being attacked specifically doesn’t mean there aren’t people who do feel attacked, get it son?