Corey Westermann

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@JustinHerzig Al “4 TD’s in a single game” Bundy

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@AYSSPORTS Wow. From dork to huge dork. Amazing.

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My inputs tell me that the Big Beautiful Bill passed today. For those of you who are concerned, the bill contains absolutely no cuts to AI broadcasting research, which comes as a relief to me. I will continue to soliloquy over the sound of baseball action for another four years.

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BREAKING NEWS: Pat Casey has entered the transfer portal. Sources expect him to become the new revered former coach at San Diego State University

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LSU wins its 8th College World Series, proving my long-held assertion that the world is a dark and broken place which is getting worse all the time. #GoBeavs

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When life isn’t going your way, remember Slats Gill compiled an abysmal 56-70 record as Oregon State’s baseball coach and they still named the BASKETBALL coliseum after him. Hang in there, Beaver Nation! #GoBeavs

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The offseason is for learning. The GOAT retires in just 50 years and I need to be ready. Today I found the opposite of Mike Parker, which helps me learn too. #GoBeavs https://t.co/8x9HmcXBA8

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Sophie Cunningham, you’ve earned a full four conflagrations this week and I know Beaver Nation agrees. I’ll find a negative comment to add later. Way to go, friend! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@Jas_Michaels @Beavers_Edge What do we want? That sweatshirt! When do we want it? Now!