Corgi Jones

I have the lobster-flavored Kool-Aid. But I won't tell you where it is.

[Corgi Jones @CorgiJones]

Billion dollar idea: Lobster-flavored kool-aid

[John the Hedgehog @JohnTheHedgehog]

Fuck them anyways.

[Corgi Jones @CorgiJones]

@ZeeFixesArt @lynelmilk Isn't the third one just blackface?

[Corgi Jones @CorgiJones]

Guys, I think Nintendo is listening to me

[Corgi Jones @CorgiJones]

Hey, @NintendoAmerica @Nintendo! Where's Mario Super Sluggers and Super Mario 3D World for the Switch?

[Corgi Jones @CorgiJones]

I just realized how the song "Gone, Gone, Gone" by Phillip Phillips just sounds like a guy with a stuttering problem trying to tell you his favorite song.

[Corgi Jones @CorgiJones]

My choir teacher was looking at introductions and she was talking about one of the assignments and said "You guys used some slang that I haven't heard before."
So we said, "What was it?"
And she said "I don't know if this is a bad word or not, but did you guys say 'pissbaby'?"

[Corgi Jones @CorgiJones]

@alpharadplus 😳 4 Alpharad Plus classes?!?!?! In my schedule?!?!?! Oh yeah 😎

[Corgi Jones @CorgiJones]

Lol football money

[Corgi Jones @CorgiJones]

Support San Clemente HS Football by visiting my campaign page! GO TRITONS! https://t.co/TS5ltAv91n

[Corgi Jones @CorgiJones]

give orange me give eat orange me eat give me eat orange give me you

[Remy @RemyRatatouilli]

@PlussyFan9 Hey! I'm a rat!

[Corgi Jones @CorgiJones]

If you are what you eat, then I must eat "really bad about talking about my feelings."

[Corgi Jones @CorgiJones]

Give me eat orange

[Corgi Jones @CorgiJones]

girl boom boom

[Corgi Jones @CorgiJones]

@Dotter281 @thirstyjuicebox Right? I've never seen anything like this in my life!

[Corgi Jones @CorgiJones]

Hey, @NintendoAmerica @Nintendo! Where's Mario Super Sluggers and Super Mario 3D World for the Switch?

[Corgi Jones @CorgiJones]

Oh. I'm Scottish. Look at me with my skirt and bagpipes. Oh. I eat so much Haggis. Oh wow. I know the Loch-Ness Monster. Oh Och aye the noo.

[Corgi Jones @CorgiJones]

@Dotter281 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Corgi Jones @CorgiJones]

@AloofAxolotl How do I know you're not another cake-person?

[Corgi Jones @CorgiJones]

I'm freaking the FUCK out right now. I don't know what's real anymore. My friends, my family, my teachers, my enemies, my coaches, my video games, my computer, my world. What if its all just a hyper-realistic slice of cake, created by a really good baker?

[Corgi Jones @CorgiJones]

@Dotter281 Imma have to side against the Annoying Orange rn. He's just so annoying. And his buddy Apple doesn't help the cause too much either.