Corinne Kaplan

Social climber, advanced drinker. That bitch from Survivor seasons 17 & 26.
SurvivorATF

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If you don't like what I have to say, take the tampon out of your asshole

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Even after 8 years, I can't use SUGAR on anything...

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Who's the real Corinne Kaplan?? @CORINSANITY @corinnekaplan @CORlNSANlTY @corinnekaplin @mecorinnekaplan @CorrineKapIan

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There's a special place in hell for those call center employees that just keep transferring me between employees

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@KingDarnell_32 @CORINSANITY I don't know what you mean...

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@CorrineKapIan Sorry I like to accentuate the girls

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@CorrineKapIan @CORINSANITY Why you two impersonating me!?!?! Get the fuck off of twitter

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I just still don't understand how someone can send a green dick pic?

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How revealing of an outfit should I wear at the finale? @fymaxwell @sargjason

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Dear @survivorcbs, why did you spend so much time with Mark the chicken? Was everything else just THAT boring?

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You hit one home run, it doesn't make you a home run hitter. You suck one dick, you're a cock sucker for life

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The world will never understand how insufferable Susie Smith really is

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@CORINSANITY SAY WHAT?! You fucking stole my twitter name

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[Corinne Kaplan @CORINNSANITY]

Tried to watch Game of Thrones tonight but once naked Jon Snow turned away from the camera and we didn't get to see his dick, I was done