Darlene Darko

there are strange plants growing in my head. Water them if you please. #wku #horticulturist #fuckyohashtags

[Darlene Darko @CorinnZHooligan]

There was a shady deal going down in the bojangles parking lot - dr. Stone

[Darlene Darko @CorinnZHooligan]

Plants be freaks

[Darlene Darko @CorinnZHooligan]

Let there be blunts.

[Darlene Darko @CorinnZHooligan]

Why do you know the banana code

[Darlene Darko @CorinnZHooligan]

Why do the little ones take longer to heat up than the big ones? -Thomas

[Darlene Darko @CorinnZHooligan]

Heterosexual dudes who take more selfies than bitches do make me gag.

[Darlene Darko @CorinnZHooligan]

Why did I drink last night

[Darlene Darko @CorinnZHooligan]

Just gotta go with my gut

[Darlene Darko @CorinnZHooligan]

Don't know which way is up

[Darlene Darko @CorinnZHooligan]

I don't even know what to do anymore.

[Darlene Darko @CorinnZHooligan]

Only 3 more hours of work and then I get to see bae

[Darlene Darko @CorinnZHooligan]

I am so good at oversleeping.

[Darlene Darko @CorinnZHooligan]

OMG we just left one of the students in Missouri!! The professor just turned around to go get him. Wow. #squadmembermissing #swagaceae

[Darlene Darko @CorinnZHooligan]

Black guys have the worst snapchats. Nobody wants to watch you smoke weed and rap to yourself. #lamesfordays

[Darlene Darko @CorinnZHooligan]

I don't mind the rain. We all need a good cleansing.

[Darlene Darko @CorinnZHooligan]

Mary Jane got me wiser, and Mr. Jack Daniels is my spiritual advisor.

[Darlene Darko @CorinnZHooligan]

Pimping butterflies on my way back to BG

[Ghetto Matt @bad_wiper]

Just went to grab a tape gun at work and grabbed a used tissue instead. #blessed

[Darlene Darko @CorinnZHooligan]

"They would be great in the dead of winter"

[Darlene Darko @CorinnZHooligan]

"I like this oven mitt, it's really comfortable"

-Thomas