Corin Stortz

club athlete, shy of a mathlete

[Corin Stortz @CorinontheCob]

Do Brooklyn landlords hand out yellow beanies and clear frame glasses with every rental?

[Corin Stortz @CorinontheCob]

To the guy grunting, it’s physical therapy and you’re using resistance bands. Chill out.

[Corin Stortz @CorinontheCob]

The FaceTime in public people are the actual worst

[Corin Stortz @CorinontheCob]

Don’t remember the last time a team missed a kick against the giants

[Corin Stortz @CorinontheCob]

Squinting your eyes will prevent side swiping parked cars on tight streets

[Corin Stortz @CorinontheCob]

JT is firing for USA 🇺🇸

[Corin Stortz @CorinontheCob]

The Mets would be better off with Little League pitchers in the bullpen

[Corin Stortz @CorinontheCob]

How can an announcer watch the same damn replay a dozen times and say LeBron isnt moving....

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Fun fact: Apple’s market cap is closing in on $1 Trillion USD.

$1,000,000,000,000

If you had a trillion dollars, you could literally buy every single NFL, NBA and MLS team, Ford, NASA AND 100,000 Teslas and still have $$$ leftover.

… but you couldn’t buy Apple.

[Corin Stortz @CorinontheCob]

The CIA adverting employment on Pandora is concerning to say the least

[Billy @snacks]

How many ppl by a show of RTs would come to a restaurant that I own? Serious question.

[Corin Stortz @CorinontheCob]

@PardonMyTake Buffaslug Sabres jerseys

[Corin Stortz @CorinontheCob]

Yo with a CANNON

[Corin Stortz @CorinontheCob]

Girl Scout cookie season is lethal

[Corin Stortz @CorinontheCob]

When even the group texts go dry and your phone becomes an expensive paper weight with a monthly bill

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, PIT offer Malkin, Crosby, and Murray to BOS for D Adam McQuaid, BOS declines offer immediately. Wow. #TSN #InsideSources

[Dirk Nowitzki @swish41]

Holla at your boy

[Corin Stortz @CorinontheCob]

Moore just got hit into next season real quick