Austin

“Get off my jock” - B.F.

[Austin @Cork201_]

Facts don’t care about your narrative.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Facts don't care about your feelings.

[Austin @Cork201_]

@GenshinImpact Awful. Can’t explore without forcing into the story.

[Austin @Cork201_]

@biz_socks I’ve learnt a lot tonight

[Austin @Cork201_]

@SethDillon @megynkelly *grandma of the internet

[Austin @Cork201_]

@megynkelly He literally went on your your podcasts tour and called you out. You turtled. Girl, even Link would say you bein messy

[Austin @Cork201_]

@Nalin_Haley @NancyMace Nancy Mace slowly becoming the Amanda Bynes of political down spirals

[Austin @Cork201_]

@PissSink You gotta get a bigger belt buckle if you match tones on your shirt and pants

[Austin @Cork201_]

@t_kobs Sleeved version is better

[Austin @Cork201_]

@JaniceDean @cantnot @megynkelly @andrewcuomo @ZohranKMamdani Same

[Austin @Cork201_]

@Nalin_Haley Clocking his makeup

[Austin @Cork201_]

@JDVance This will be a great Halloween costume

[Austin @Cork201_]

@itslinklauren “107 bottles of wine in 107 days”

Or 214 bottles of wine in 107 days

[Austin @Cork201_]

Flygon. It’s flygon.

[Touya! ★ @Touyarokii]

Question: What’s your favourite Pseudo-legendary Pokemon and why?

[Austin @Cork201_]

Tamra always queen 👸🏼👸🏼👸🏼👸🏼 give her hosting responsibilities

[Tamra Judge @TamraJudgeOC]

😁👉🏼 #RHOC

[Tamra Judge @TamraJudgeOC]

😁👉🏼 #RHOC

[Austin @Cork201_]

@elonmusk Primary democrats to move them to the middle. You’d have more success

[Austin @Cork201_]

You are paid to work. Not to go on endless vacations. You work less days and hours than the average American. A lot of Americans work the week of 4th of July #jackass

[Senator Thom Tillis @SenThomTillis]

My grandbabies, after they asked “what if Papa misses all the days” of our family vacation.

[Austin @Cork201_]

@SenThomTillis You are paid to work. Not to go on endless vacations. You work less days and hours than the average American

[Magills @magills_]

Kristi Noem has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

[Sage Steele @sagesteele]

This news might be more gross than the Jake Tapper drama

[Austin @Cork201_]

Now this is a book I want to read 👀. Tapper’s ain’t gonna hold a candle light to this. She trying to save her reputation

[New York Post @nypost]

Ex-WH press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre claims she’s no longer a Democrat in teasing memoir of ‘broken’ Biden admin https://t.co/Sfo0H7GfDz