Cornfrog

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Biophysics will forever be known as the class that ruined my 4.0 😭

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Chemistry is just tiny physics

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The gym is all fun and games until you change your workouts after 4 weeks and suddenly feel like an 80 year old woman

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Yesterday I woke up at 124lbs and this
morning I was 131lbs

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We don’t talk enough about women can gain a whole 5lbs during their period and it irks me

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@UberFacts Some crazy and outrageous thing happens that destroys the whole shows dynamic, ex: weeds from season 3 to 4

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A girl in my class walked up to our Russian lab professor and said “hey bestie”

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Dear men:

I don’t care if you “didn’t touch it.” Wash your gd hands after you use the bathroom!

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They don’t tell you when you’re young that along side with “thirty, flirty, and thriving” you get two day hangovers

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Laying in bed is exhausting when you have Covid 😩

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

In my Eras era. 💅

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When they say chemistry is the toughest major they actually mean you’re going to have a breakdown every day of your life, feel like you’re getting it, and then you still fail 😁

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I’ll tell Twitter… I just sent in an application to Yale, wish me luck!!

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What is best on the plane?

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@arianna_638 I would bring them dinner and be like “since you guys are so desperate for food I figured you would need this 💕”

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Things I will miss about Japan:

1. Everything

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A moment of appreciation for Tokyo Disneyland food

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Not me wanting to move to Tokyo after being here for one day lol

[popcultureangel @lohanisgod]

pov: it’s 2007

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Side note, I miss my cat

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Being drunk at the airport just feels like the right thing to do. Especially at 9am