Caleb Turner

Certified Halbrand Hater.
Certified Sauron Stan.
100% Elrond Enjoyer.
100% Adar Admirer.
Catch me watchin' Rings of Power for the plot.

[Caleb Turner @Corn_Calob]

Nothing hits as hard as a "Kelsier smiled" sentence.

[Caleb Turner @Corn_Calob]

@lukas_corn Absolutely GOATed!!!
#LUKASCORNFANCLUB

[Caleb Turner @Corn_Calob]

So far, Ruin and Rising is not nearly as bad as the rest of the series. Here's to hoping it'll finish out strong in its last 100 pages.

[Caleb Turner @Corn_Calob]

Instantly wishlisted.

[Owlcat Games @OwlcatGames]

Thousands of years have passed since these once-loyal warriors of the Emperor fell to darkness. Since then, the Night Lords eagerly accepted their nature as sadistic renegades whose primary weapon is terror. And you're destined to witness their cruel art in Warhammer 40,000: Dark Heresy.

[Caleb Turner @Corn_Calob]

What in the anime???

[Frogger @FroggerOW]

LOOK AT HOW BIG VENDETTAS SWORD IS IN ULT LMAO

[Caleb Turner @Corn_Calob]

That being said, 10/10 primarch. Nothing gets me feeling more depressed than Konrad sobbing: "I cannot be forgiven. After all I have done, where would be the justice in that. I had no choice. I HAD NO CHOICE."

Ave dominus nox

[Caleb Turner @Corn_Calob]

Having relistened to the Konrad Kurze primarch novel, I got to say that it's wild how much whiplash I get between Konrad making good, salient points about the Emperor, his brothers, his legion, and himself, only to immediately see him do something so horrifically monstrous.

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At this point, Twitter is becoming my migraine tracker.

[Caleb Turner @Corn_Calob]

@ze_boop

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Bruh, finishing Shadows of Self made me feel like a shadow of myself.

[Caleb Turner @Corn_Calob]

I swear my matrix be glitching whenever one of my migraines is about to start.

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I'm getting so many migraines, I'm running out of pictures of my dog. 😩

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I feel like I'm back in the Well of Ascension with what's going on in Shadows of Self.

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This man has the craziest mustache I've seen in a while.

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@ze_boop I keep Caleb close at hand, as a reminder. That way, anytime I go through something terrible, I can look at him and say: "At least, I didn't have to suffer like him."

[Caleb Turner @Corn_Calob]

@ze_boop He looks so happy, surely nothing bad has happened to him.

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No hate to the Terris people, but can you please name your children something easier to pronounce. Like, what am I doing with Vwafendal and Asinthew.

[Caleb Turner @Corn_Calob]

The gas pump at my station is going so slow, I got to see a pizza delivery driver leave and return.

[Caleb Turner @Corn_Calob]

I had another migraine...

But never give up hope. Here's a photo of my dog.

[Caleb Turner @Corn_Calob]

Bro, I get home and immediately get hit with a migraine. 😩

But, here's a photo of my dog.