Cornard United Dynamos

We are a walking football club for over 50’s & 60’s & just loving every second. Accidental political comments are not reflective of the club.

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@UTDIMole Gerard Piqué

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@Diego_Leon_hq Ronny Jonsen & Nicky Butt

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@LegacySiu Marcus Rashford

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@Boluwatiiffee Ruud Van Nistelrooy, Michael Owen…

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@LegacySiu Zlatan

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@Footballtweet All of them!!

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@RobBfromDerby “Oh, I don’t know about dat sir! Would I be chancellor?”
“Errr…..No Ted. I’m afraid that’s already gone to honest Bob!”
“Oh……I’ll have to take the home office then!”

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@AlternativeMUFC I like it but I also like…..🎶Cunha feel it? Cunha feel it? Cunha feel it!🎶🎶

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@IamCara1212 @FilmUpdates Apart from the fact she’s not a red head, but yes, you’re right she does look like her.

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It’s back to walking football on Monday 26th January 2026. We will be playing at Cornard Lesiure Centre between 7 - 8, if you interested, please come along and join in. Or if you’d like to know more, please contact Martyn on 07572 020 712.

[Chris Wild @ccwild79]

Here's another for you @SuellaBraverman. 18 year old boy from Enfield. His Mum dies and he has no family. He ends up homeless living in a shed. He gets my contact details and I help him. I put him in the Travelodge on the A10 for 2 weeks until I can find him a room in a housing association. I knew the staff so this was possible. He was scared, cold, wet, and starving when I picked him up. He cried for hours. Anyhow we looked after him and now he's doing a degree in engineering. It was not a lifestyle choice for him. And I'm sure he'd be more than happy to educate you on this.

[Theresa McG 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇯🇵🇰🇷🇵🇸 @TheresaMcG19]

@sophielouisecc Sorry if standing up for people being wiped out by genocide offends you.
Bad Celtic Supporters 😡

[Rory Synnott @RorSyns]

@sophielouisecc Ye but you have the IQ of an egg and don’t know what you’re talking about so nobody cares what you think.

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Life with cancer isn’t for counting the last days down, it’s for living the days I have left

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@Coachability_ Perfect sweepers tackle. Nothing wrong with that.

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@fvvrapledge @EdBish18 Where do you think it’s been for the last 13 years?

[Nadene @nadeneghouri]

@MatthewStadlen Thankyou. If you do not mourn the loss of Israeli children you have lost your own humanity. If you do not mourn the loss of Palestinian children you have lost your own humanity. You have lost the essence of what it means to be human.

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@FootbalBastards I think all the games Liverpool lost should be replayed. Apart from the cup tie, where VAR was only working down the opposition’s end & didn’t see Mo Salah, offside down the other end, when he scored! But sssshhhh!

[Gerry McK @GMcK2012]

Laura has some cheek asking how politics has failed so badly when she constantly enabled and defended the biggest liar that ever set foot in Parliament.

#bbclaurak

[Alistair Canlin @alcanlin]

“It is not our policy to comment on intelligence”
Because there is none in this government
#BBCLauraK