Cornelius Breadington 👶🏍 ⚾️

Astros fan. Battletech supernerd. BMW rider🏍. Opinions are my own. Lame jokes are mine. Good jokes are stolen.

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@YankeeKitsune @BishopSteiner https://t.co/CkqYwmr05S

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@jeremybarcel0 @HouCounterplot This is a Major League reply.

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@lissasauras Fair enough.

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@maybef4n Says the guy who joined in September 2022.

Bannedwagon Fan.

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@GLedouxVoiceovr This joke is pretty falcon good.

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@tomsegura

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https://t.co/dp3vMEz6h1

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@maybef4n Line goes up.

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@notgaetti @EugeneFreedman I only pee on my hands by accident.

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@EephusTosser I'm fairly certain that I had a conversation with a respected sports journalist about the previous Nike jerseys. They looked paper thin. These Fanatics jerseys are straight trash.

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@maybef4n

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@maybef4n

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@AstrosFrance

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I found the best croissant in Austin, TX 🥐🤘🏼🇫🇷

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@maybef4n

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@AstrosFrance C'est un canard, non ?

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@maybef4n

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More than a little bit surprised to find a @thevasamuseum reference during my French @duolingo lesson.

Is the little green owl in league with @Drachinifel?

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@AstrosFansUK @WoodpeckersNC @brooklynfizz They carry sports apparel from the US. Thought they might be able to get it to you cheaper, considering Lyon is slightly closer!