Cornelius McCuck

Sussy for Russy 😜 #Blitzburgh #SellTheTeamNutting #TigsBy1000 #YANITED #NBAHater #WNBASupporter #TrumpOnYoHeadTop #TaylorSwiftStan

[Pie & Bovril 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @pieandbov]

And after all,
You’ve won fuck all.

[Cornelius McCuck @CorneliusMcCuck]

@remarks Live look at Donny

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Hello again.

We’re currently in Clemson, South Carolina. I’ve decided to come back here to document the final part of our road trip.

The main reason I deactivated my account two weeks ago was that things became increasingly toxic. For some people, it’s unfortunately unfathomable that a good story can exist without some kind of hidden agenda behind it. There was even a Reddit group going through my entire account trying to find anything they could use to reveal my identity.

I know this was only a small percentage of people, but after a while it became exhausting. During the last two weeks, I received so many kind messages on Instagram, and they really made me realize how many people genuinely enjoyed following the trip. Some people even told me that their grandparents regularly ask them, “What are the Germans up to today?” I think that’s really cool.

I decided to continue because I realized that the overwhelming majority of people loved following along. A small group of very loud people shouldn’t be able to ruin something that brought so many others joy.

I also want to clear something up, as people who follow me on Instagram already know.

I’ve been to the United States before. This is not my first visit, and I’ve never claimed that it was. The last time I was here was in January 2022, when I visited New York and Philadelphia.

A lot of people shared my Raising Cane’s post from November 2025 to make it look like I was secretly American. That post wasn’t from the United States, it was from my trip to Saudi Arabia.

This is my first time back in the U.S. in more than four years, and apart from Boston, I’d never visited any of the places we’ve been to on this trip before. That’s probably why many people assumed it was our first time in America, because for all of these places, it actually was.

And let me tell you, Ohio and Alabama are very different from New York City or Los Angeles.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

Thanks for reading.

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

The @Pirates' Esmerlyn Valdez today:

4 go-ahead hits
3 go-ahead homers
1 go-ahead grand slam

No one else in MLB history has done all of that on the same day.

[Cornelius McCuck @CorneliusMcCuck]

@NopeeeeeeeeeJk #Noticing #DonnyIsWashed

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 Andrey Santos to Manchester United, here we go! Deal in place with medical now booked in next 24h for Brazilian midfielder.

#MUFC to pay £50m matching price asked by Chelsea plus 10% sell-on clause.

Contract until June 2031 to be signed tomorrow — follows @David_Ornstein.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

Christian P. is arriving with your order.

[Cornelius McCuck @CorneliusMcCuck]

@totalcristiano My 🐐

[Cornelius McCuck @CorneliusMcCuck]

@krassenstein

[🇺🇸🦆 @cookinquack]

IN AMERICA WE CALL THAT SHIT “BALL DONT LIE” FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY REFS @FIFAcom

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Balogun Red Card Messi No red card

[Connor Williams⚾🏴‍☠️ @Wins_Williams]

Ben

[Cornelius McCuck @CorneliusMcCuck]

@PickensBurgh

[Cornelius McCuck @CorneliusMcCuck]

@rougarouz Mbeumo better not have a bad game next season

[Chris ✟ @OpoyChase]

USMNT just won back to back matches in the World Cup

Lamar Jackson is 33 years old and has never won back to back playoff games

What’s the excuse now #8 😂😂

[Cornelius McCuck @CorneliusMcCuck]

@notgwendalupe Knicks parade is… interesting… #noticing

[Cornelius McCuck @CorneliusMcCuck]

@barstoolsports Donny is on one! #DoubleCheekedUp

[Cornelius McCuck @CorneliusMcCuck]

@Breaking911 Knicks fans are out of control #GetAGrip

[New York Post @nypost]

63 people arrested, 4 stabbings and 1 shooting reported in NYC after Knicks fans go wild celebrating NBA Finals win https://t.co/vuH1NaGKhv

[Cornelius McCuck @CorneliusMcCuck]

@SamiRmcf15