ThatCornFedAsianGuy

The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.

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@AmiriKing Maybe the dad should just mind his business when he is with his kids?

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@AmiriKing As someone that was raised in Memphis and moved to South Florida. I hear it all the time here, especially from the Spanish community and I'll never understand why. You do that in Memphis, you'll earn some bluetooth holes. I know the history of that word. Never in my vocabulary

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@LindyTasteful All the Italians are screaming at the screen after seeing the contraption, to cut the pizza, losing their minds.

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@VerizonSupport I have three lines to port over from Xfinity. One line ported over fine. The other two have issues stating a zip code mismatch and the other a porting pin mismatch? What gives? They are all on the same account. Need help asap

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The United Oligarch of America.

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@OmgItzRaina Of course I’m out of town the weekend you visit my city. 😔

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@CyborgJesterSEC They add to the statistics of how dangerous a motorcycle can be. Just from the small sample of data. I’ve found mainly sport bikes and speed, cruisers are generally under the influence of alcohol. But since Florida doesn’t record that data they lump it under one.

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I’m just pulling numbers here. But, I feel a good amount or more motorcycle incidents happen because of riders making risky moves.

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@AmiriKing Richieeeeeeee!!!

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@AmiriKing Now I want banh mi.

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@AmiriKing Runs red lights. Hits car. Why did they expect? Good luck with that insurance claim.

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@CyborgJesterSEC Also, why did you take the core 2 first?

[ThatCornFedAsianGuy @CornFedAsianGuy]

@CyborgJesterSEC Jason Dion has you covered. Just really grasp the concepts of RAID and printers. It goes into cloud computing so you should be good.

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The traffic signal light timing in west Boynton is idiotic. Be ready to be in the turning lane two light cycles at any given day or time of day @pbcgov

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@rowancheung I’m waiting on the toilet or stall that will give you a urine analysis on the spot.

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@MrBill88forsure @OmgItzRaina Most have gone back to YouTube.

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These officials need to chill. #greenbay

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Trump says there’s no empty seats and the cameraman goes rogue

Live fact checks at trump rallies now