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Meanwhile in Mayberry 6 College Kids are Living their Best Lives

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Can you drink pills?

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“Mentally I am at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell”

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“It says 6 college kids in our bio...: who’s the 6th?”

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“Sometimes I understand why people want to believe in a God because they want someone to be mad at when they’re in pain”

[TMNT Wikipedia Titles @wiki_tmnt]

Baldwin Wallace Yellow Jackets
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To celebrate our 2 year anniversary, we added actual food to the menu

Let it be known that none of us actually enjoy the Shamrock Shake™️; we are at this point contractually obligated to continue drinking them

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Let it be known that yesterday 1 year ago, we UberAte Shamrock Shakes. This year, we graduated to driving ourselves

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*sees Captain America’s shield
“Wait does that mean S-“
*SKRREEEECH*
#fatws

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#babynut #babynut #babynut

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*Playing LEGO Indiana Jones*

“This is why I’m not a gamer”

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12:16 am: “Is Mace Windu non-binary?”

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“I fuckin’ love soup. Shit!”

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* listening to Rap God *
“Is this Lemonade Mouth?”

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“I mean I’ve learned a lot from the Cars franschise too but not about puberty !!”

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“Reed, you’ve been talking about Stinger’s ass for 15 minutes, STOP IT”

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“Life is just one ‘all about me’ project and then you die”

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“And then on top of that the Fairly Odd Parents theme song has been stuck in my head all morning!”

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Prophet Joseph Smith is a THOT!

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“Dutch and dutchess”

It’s DUKE

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“There are definitely 100 babies on this slide”

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Whilst playing uno: “There is no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going”