Gabi

[Gabi @cornflour_Gabi]

Live to pocus, forced to hocus

[Gabi @cornflour_Gabi]

What if I'm only me when I'm hungry, @SNICKERS?

[Gabi @cornflour_Gabi]

This man's just sucked/fucked my girl dick while we watched a smosh dnd session! 🤤

[Gabi @cornflour_Gabi]

A blooming onion is the an onion ring that downloaded the pull-apart dlc

[Gabi @cornflour_Gabi]

@TweetneyBuhi I will be the thing that mounts you to the wall

[Frilly Haze @TweetneyBuhi]

Just thinking about buying a packer so my girlfriend actually has a bulge to poke when she pretends I have a dick.

[Gabi @cornflour_Gabi]

"I come home, have my first meal of the day. A whole entire frozen pizza"
My wonderful gf

[Gabi @cornflour_Gabi]

Today a fly got into the house and it decided to commit unalive'nt on the electric griddle.

[Gabi @cornflour_Gabi]

"So patient, what kind of vagina are we making for you?"

"That's right! The square hole!"

[Gabi @cornflour_Gabi]

*me trying to figure out which cup is mine*
Realizes it doesn't matter because we lick each other's butt holes

[Gabi @cornflour_Gabi]

"I'm not tryna have adhd paralysis because my horoscope is tryna fight me"

[Gabi @cornflour_Gabi]

Gf:"you're charming even when you rip ass in front of me"
Me (genuinely complimented):"wait, really?!"

[Gabi @cornflour_Gabi]

Do you ever just stare into the darkness of your eyelids and hallucinate?

... Me neither

[Gabi @cornflour_Gabi]

Give me pain, or nerf.... Or nothing

[Gabi @cornflour_Gabi]

I love my gf cleaning the bedroom and then sitting me at the edge of the bed so she can devour my pussy like it's my birthday

[Gabi @cornflour_Gabi]

"maybe I'd be a beautiful boy right now if my father let me build a deck with him"
-my "cis" girlfriend

[Frilly Haze @TweetneyBuhi]

⛓

[Gabi @cornflour_Gabi]

Gf: "having intrusive horny thoughts."
My autistic ass zoning out: "Hey Google, play the sound track to kung-fu panda 3."

[Gabi @cornflour_Gabi]

There's nothing better than getting fucked by your partner after a day of minecraft and pizza!

[Frilly Haze @TweetneyBuhi]

🍒suck on em💕