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@ABC Slow news day?

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@tech4mojo How about stopping IRMAA garnishment of my social security checks? The government deducts Medicare payments from your social security checks. And the amount can be very high based on your AGI

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@OnlyInBOS And don’t forget 3rd highest electricity in the US and keep your heat down to 50 in the winter and wear a jacket

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@miracles7k Take him to the train station

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@miracles7k She’s 21. You did your best. Now it’s up to her.

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@Im___maryam Uck-Fay ou-yay (pig Latin).

Used in a sentence Uck-Fay Ou-yay engagement farmer

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@ABC Read the article. Scary headline on top of a nothing burger. If the news keeps reporting the sky is falling. Nobody will believe it if it actually does.

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@ABC Next time you think you have problems, watch this video

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@keds_economist Great read. Now that I’m retired, I think it’s a great idea. When I was working, maybe not so much. Hitting the cap was like getting a raise. I would add 3 more words; have more babies!

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@ABC Today: “Dear Diary, It’s been a while since I was on national TV with all sorts of coverage. I think I look pretty good.”

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@WillieNelson Now do a letter about wind turbines. A scar on our oceans and land, and light pollution.

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@FoxNews Can someone be “un-pardoned”? Asking for the Biden family.

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@MassDailyNews You punch a Lowell cop, the least of your problems is going to jail

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@CaptRonFulmer @CBSNews Literally 💩 💩

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@Jennifer55gt Mom smoked Kent’s which eventually killed her. The only good thing was they were so bad, I never took up smoking

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@nypost Proves that style beats substance in politics

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@KerryHolmekb I never liked his music and don’t agree on his beliefs but I’d lay down my life for his right to say them. And many have.

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@GavinNewsom Which wife? Kim or Jennifer? Or your work wife, Ruby?

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@Breaking911 @Mrgunsngear @grok is this story true? It’s all over social media but no news outlets. Why?

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@FoxNews If anyone believes they just discovered the cancer in 2025, I have a bridge to sell them, Prostate cancer moves slow and is easily detectable. I’ll bet is he’s been treated with ADT’s for years